Cougar Alert

People are sighting cougars again in Illinois.

A Glencoe public safety officer spotted a "large cat-type animal resembling a cougar" on July 26 crossing a street near the intersection of Dell Place and Lakeside Terrace, just off the Lake Michigan shoreline, according to a police alert.

Of course, a few years ago, police shot a cougar dead in a Chicago alley.

I find this trend worrisome.

I'm not talking 'bout women
who want to go swimmin'
with men of the younger variety.

I'm talking 'bout creatures
with incisive features
who do not mix well with society.