Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Amusement

Not as tasty as cotton candy:
Authorities say a 35-year-old man tried to swallow several counterfeit $50 bills after he was caught trying to use the bogus money at a New York amusement park.
One of the charges is tampering with evidence, although "tampering" hardly seems to do it justice.

It's harder for bills to be tested
after they've been digested.

2 comments:

Charlie McDanger said...

Reminds me of a Steven Wright gag: "My sister's in the hospital. I thought I gave her cotton candy. Turns out it was insulation on a stick."

JohnJEnright said...

Ha. Wright is a riot. And that delivery of his is unmatchable.