No Plans In That Direction

The U.S. was signing some agreement with Mexico, and the signing ceremony was not open to the press, and one reporter wanted to know why:

The journalist asked, “This isn’t some secret thing … to invade Canada or something like that?”

The U.S. said it wasn't anything like that.

We have no plans to go forth,
marching into the North.

We did try it once. It's the bicentennial of that war!
The Canadians repelled us so they celebrate it more.