He Used His Head

Oops:

German bank employee naps on keyboard, transfers millions

It was supposed to be 62.40 Euros, but he dozed off and his face rested on the keyboard and the 2-key went crazy and he transferred 222,222,222.22 Euros instead.

At least, that's his story and he's sticking to it - like his nose stuck to the 2-key.

Nodding off is funny
when it transfers tons of money.

I want him working on my account
and moving in a like amount.