Forbes claims that D.C. is now the nation's coolest city.
And, as if to back that up, Reason Magazine has a letter from what has to be the coolest job title going: FOIA Denial Officer.
You remember FOIA. It's the Freedom Of Information Act. And it turns out that the Education Department has someone whose job is specifically to write letters that say things like:
After something as clear as that,
surely there's no need for further chat.