Observe the messy ink stamp from my luggage tag, from yesterday's trip home.
AIES is short for "Aeropuerto International de El Salvador" where I had a layover.
"Reinspeccionado" means reinspected.
Guess what? I was missing 2 things from my suitcase when I unpacked!
I think my iPhone charger and umbrella
by some felonious Salvadoran fella.
My wife, who is still in Guatemala, found the umbrella.
So I slandered some poor Salvadoran fella.
Except, well, the charger is still missing. And she can't seem to find that.
To all you Salvadoran security guys,