Friday, January 29, 2016

Beyond Deep Pockets

"British police have arrested a suspected thief with 38 mobile phones stuffed down his trousers."

My first guess was that he had walked into a cell phone store and shoplifted... but,  no. The phones were lifted from people attending a concert.

How did he get that many phones in his trousers? He had "trousers taped closed at the bottom."

Once again, the news
has seen fit to reveal
techniques you too can use
to smuggle and steal.

Although I suppose I ought
to concede that this guy got caught,
so maybe his secret technique
in fact is weak.

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