Sunday, October 11, 2009

Chicago Marathon Photo

I took a photo centered on the woman in the pink top.



But later I saw this other figure, that I hadn't noticed originally.




Framed against a wall of stone,
she stops to stretch, amid the crowd, alone.
 

Maintaining Pace

Just got off a conference call. One of the participants, an older gentleman with a thriving business, had his heart stop several times on Friday.

Now he's got a pacemaker installed and he's feeling fine.

I'm very glad he's okay, and I'm very glad to live in a high-tech civilization with a wonder-working medical system.

I hope we're not about to wreak havoc on it.

Don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
Don't throttle the docs with deadly rules and regs.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Intruder Nightmare

Know your limits:
John Tabutt, 62, told investigators he got his gun when he thought he heard an intruder, then fired at a figure in the hallway, according to Brunelle. It was Tabutt's live-in fiancee, 62-year-old Nancy Dinsmore, who family members say he was going to marry Saturday. Tabutt told authorities he thought she was next to him in bed the whole time.
If you don't wake up quickly... if it takes a while to perceive reality clearly... if you frequently wake up in a panic... be careful about keeping a loaded gun near your bed.

Especially be wary of just shooting "an intruder" in your house. Wouldn't you like to get a good look at the person you're shooting? Wouldn't you like to be really sure it's a bad guy?

Be astute.
You can't unshoot.

Friday, October 09, 2009

Sweat Lodge Deaths

"Sweat lodges" are sort of Native-American saunas. And lately they're getting a lot of use by New Agers. Overheating seems to yield contact with the cosmos. But be careful out there:
Two people died and an estimated 19 others were taken to hospitals after being overcome while sitting in a sauna-like sweat lodge during a Sedona spiritual retreat, authorities said Friday.
They haven't figured out what went wrong yet.

Beware of setting off on a spiritual quest
that detours into cardiac arrest.

The Prestigious Seinfeld Award

I'm announcing the International Seinfeld Award.

The Seinfeld Show, you may remember, was a self-proclaimed "show about nothing". And it was a huge hit.

Similarly, the Seinfeld Award is an award about nothing. Not just any kind of nothing, of course, but nothing that passes itself off as something!

And there's a very special cash prize. Of, you know, nothing.

Needless to say, Jerry Seinfeld knows NOTHING of this award.

So if you can spout
without being found out
give me a shout!

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Return to Sender

The FTC is ordering bloggers to alert readers if they get free books.

If you return the books, you don't have to alert the readers.

But if you got a free Kindle download
how do you return it?

And if you got a good insight
how do you unlearn it?

In Case Real Life Chicago Isn't Scary Enough

Anna in the Darkness has won a place on the Top Ten Rated Haunted Houses of Chicago.
A horror play in its 4th year...

Dream Theatre’s Annual Horror Play takes a horrific new twist by taking the Audience out of Anna’s living room and into the bowels of the basement…

A young teacher has barricaded herself in the basement while the entire bloodthirsty town masses to kill her… And lucky you... You're down in the darkness with her...

There's something scary about the placement
of a barricade in the basement.

Wednesday, October 07, 2009

Degrees of Health

Wonderful internally rhymed headline news:
Study: Choose an Educated Wife for a Longer Life
I'll be living longer because
my wife has a master's degree.

And I might live longer yet
if she'd just pick up a PhD!

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Gone Viral

Hmm. Swine flu is widespread across the states. And the vaccine is not.

Be careful and keep your hands clean.
The flu has outflown the vaccine.

Monday, October 05, 2009

Blog Regulations

The FTC has decided to keep an eye on bloggers who review stuff:
...the post of a blogger who receives cash or in-kind payment to review a product is considered an endorsement. Thus, bloggers who make an endorsement must disclose the material connections they share with the seller of the product or service.
Oddly, from what I've heard, the regular press isn't covered.

And the regular press does review stuff they get for free. Constantly. Like movies and books and CDs, for example.

But bloggers are suspect and all their endorsements
deserve extra special rules and enforcement!

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Standards

Interesting defense against claims Letterman engaged in sexual harassment:
Yet these liaisons were apparently consensual. The women were older than 21. There was no banishment post-affair. Letterman was not married. And this is network TV, not your local Wal-Mart.
It was making sense until that last sentence.

So this would have been wrong at Wal-Mart? But it was okay here?

Do different standards of legal and moral propriety
apply to TV network society?

No Spring In My Step

Yesterday I ran 21 miles. I wasn't very fast, but I covered the ground. I should be ready for a November marathon.

Today Marsha and I went for a 17 mile bike ride.

By this process,
I have acquired
a pair of legs
that feel bone-tired.

Friday, October 02, 2009

Olympic Fail

Chicago has been spared
the cost of getting prepared.

Now it's the Brazilians
who will end up spending billions.

Denied

Chicago's Olympic fate?
Checkmate!

2016?

At noon standard time, we will know. Is that 7pm in Copenhagen?

The downside is that the city might lose money. The upside is that I would get to watch some of the games.

Chicago awaits
its Olympic fate.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Mmmmm

Here's a story about a woman with an artificial heart that doesn't pulse. The pump just continually spins the blood through her body.

It reminds me of the old Mazda commercial singing the praises of the Wankel rotary engine:
Piston engine goes boing boing boing
but the Mazda goes mmmmmm.
You don't really need your pump
to go bump..thump bump..thump.

But I'd find it disconcerting
to switch to continuous squirting.

Monday, September 28, 2009

Grabbing for the Torch

Our president is throwing his weight behind Chicago's Olympic bid. He's even traveling to Copenhagen, to help us clear that last big hurdle.

Our mayor says we can do this without losing money. I hope he's right - for the sake of taxpayer wallets!

If expected revenues sag,
who will be holding the bag?

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Fun Day (Manic Monday To Follow)

I ran a half-marathon this morning. (In 2:01:43, for those who want to know.) They called it a mini-marathon.

Then, apparently because I wasn't tired enough yet, I showered and drove down to Dream Theatre to help them build sets for their next show.

Their big new show, The Black Duckling, looks wild. It's set in a world out of Dickens, and it's being performed as if it were a silent movie - the actors will be silent but emotional, and the dialog - much of it rhymed - will appear on a projection screen. A mini-burlesque show is included. I love the one-line summary:
In the darkness of the city, one light refuses to be extinguished.
In some ways, silent acting
is even more exacting.

You cannot rely
on the words to get by.
nic Monday To Follow)

Saturday, September 26, 2009

Three Solos and a Duet

We saw Mikhail Baryshnikov dance tonight with Anna Laguna. At 61 he's still amazingly graceful with awesome control. I admired the skill, and there were some breathtaking moments.

But there was a lot of self-mockery, and long stretches of purposely awkward movement too. The Sun-Times reviewer raved about it, but I wasn't crazy about it.

To be fair, I didn't hate it.

Over the years, my brain has been scarred
by certain works of the avante-garde.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Walter Kaufmann and est

As I discovered today, Walter Kaufmann mentions *est* more than once in his scholarly 3-volume work, The Discovery of the Mind.

*est* is the grueling psychological seminar that morphed into the Landmark Forum. And Kaufmann was some kind of fan!

Kaufmann develops an idea from Nietzsche and then adds:
...the basic idea is no longer esoteric. In the 1970s it was made popular by Werner Erhard through est: "EVERYTHING A LIVING CREATURE EXPERIENCES IS CREATED UNIQUELY BY THAT LIVING CREATURE WHO IS THE SOLE SOURCE OF THAT EXPERIENCE." To be sure, this point, which is made most emphatically on the third day of the four-day training, is qualified on the final day when people are told:"You're machines.... Your lives are meaningless."
Kaufmann thinks the purpose is to give people a "jolt" through Zen-like "paradox".

But my first thought was: No wonder some people had severe psychological difficulties after subjecting themselves to this goofiness!

You're a meaningless machine
and everything you've seen
or felt your whole life through
was all made up by you!

Your best bet, after this jolt
is to let your mind revolt.
Throw off the contradictions
that can grow into afflictions.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Bill of Health

A fine is not a tax.
A mandate is merely a nudge.

I get the sense
the truth is being fudged.

Secret Workings

I took this great-looking, wonderfully illustrated book out of the library, by Rita Carter, about one of my favorite things:

The human brain. It's so complex.
Its secret workings continue to vex
the scientists who attempt to chart
the function of each pulsing part.

Bit by bit, they seek to find
how mere cells can build a mind.
The human soul desires to know
how nerve firings make it go.

So close, and yet so far - we see
things never seen - but still they flee
our grasping quest to know at last
how consciousness - so bright and vast -

manages to boldly spring
from such a grey and bone-bound thing.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Read the Bill

I am amazed at this "read the bill" petition. It makes an outrageous demand - that legislators read the bills before they vote on them!

Have you looked at these bills? They're long. They're confusing. They're torture to read. You're not in favor of torture, are you?

What's in these bills?
No one is sure.

Reading them's simply
too much to endure.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

In Drumcliffe Churchyard

I am so tired of politics. Like a lot of people, I wish I didn't have to pay any attention to it. Yeats wrote:
How can I, that girl standing there,
My attention fix
On Roman or on Russian
Or on Spanish politics?

Speaking of Yeats, here's a pic of me at his tomb:



The inscription reads:
Cast a cold Eye
On Life, on Death.
Horseman, pass by.
Very simple, but who is this horseman guy? Is it one of the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse? Or is it just an imagined traveler - like me - who stops to look at his grave?

There's a theory, by the way, that Yeats may not be buried there at all.

First he was buried in France, but then
years later they dug him up again
to bury him in Irish ground.

Did they retrieve the proper bones?
Or is it someone else, unknown,
sleeping beneath his mound?

Monday, September 21, 2009

National Endowment for Spin

The National Endowment for the Arts has been around since 1965.

But never before has the organization been caught pushing a specific political agenda. Until now:
I would encourage you to pick something, whether it’s health care, education, the environment, you know, there’s four key areas that the corporation has identified as the areas of service.
"The Corporation" being the NEA itself.

The White House Office of Public Engagement was also involved in this.

Disengage and depart.
Get your hands off the art.

The Art Of The Possible

Did the National Endowment for the Arts
think it was fine
to request that artists toe
a political line?

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Coming to Believe

David Ramsay Steele gave a very interesting presentation on Belief Systems. He used this term very broadly, with no intended negative connotation. For instance, he thinks Physics is a sort of belief system.

He maintained that you never exactly choose what to believe. Rather, your choice to investigate a topic leads you face-to-face with facts, which you process by your existing procedures for forming beliefs - and the belief is thrust upon you as a kind of gestalt shift.

When your research program is effective,
truth arrives as a stunning new perspective.

Friday, September 18, 2009

I Don't Know How To Love Him

Tonight we saw "Rod Blagojevich: Superstar", which was very funny.

Governor Rod
had a great facade.

But he blabbed on the phone
and got overthrown.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Wishing This Wasn't Still Relevant

So you want a right to health care?
I'm glad to hear it, friend.
We've bundled up a bunch of laws
To help you meet that end.
A friendly little system, where,
No matter what your state,
We'll slice your paycheck, just because
It makes us feel so great.

And if you're feeling poorly, well,
We'll put you on the list
Of those who need a doctor bad...
And if you still exist
A year from now - why - what the hell
We'll let you see a nurse
Who'll tell you what it was you had
And why it's gotten worse.

We'd let you see a doc, except
We're kind of understaffed.
We told them what we'd pay them now
And most of them just laughed.
We threatened them, we begged, we wept,
And told them they must stay.
But strangely - we're not sure just how -
They all have slipped away.

Worry not! We'll fix you yet!
We're training new recruits.
Fellows much too bright to go on
Sweeping streets and shining boots.
They're doing great at school - you bet!
We're grading on the curve!
Brains they're slightly low on,
But we believe they'll SERVE!

The Virtue of Curiosity

U.S. colleges - dare they venture intellectually into the Great Unknown? Mark Lilla, of Columbia, writes:
The unfortunate fact is that American academics have until recently shown little curiosity about conservative ideas, even though those ideas have utterly transformed American (and British) politics over the past 30 years.
He goes on to describe some interesting academics attempts to overcome their aversion and actually study the strange ways of right-wing thinking.

Even if a school of thought makes you furious,
and you're sure its proponents are jerks,
you'll understand it better if you're curious
about how it internally works.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Race Cards Wild

I keep hearing, from the left, including former-prez Jimmy Carter, that the anger against the current prez, and his policies, is somehow racist.

I'm from the South Side of Chicago. I know real racism - regular or reverse - when I see it.

I've been at some tea-party type protests. I've talked to a lot of people and listened in on conversations. This does NOT have to do with race. It's about policy.

If Walter Williams were president, the vast majority of these people would be very happy.

Marching in opposition
and expressions of dissent
do not constitute admission
of secret racist intent.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Censure

I see the House Democrats are moving to "censure" that guy who shouted "you lie" at the President.

Censure is a sort of toothless reprimand. Have they thought this through?

Censure will keep this guy's accusation ringing in our ears a few days longer - the accusation that a certain someone isn't telling the truth.

The truth, when stretched enough,
turns into far-fetched stuff.

Redefined

George W. Bush:
"Look, I know this probably sounds arrogant to say," the president said, "but I redefined the Republican Party."
In retrospect,
it looks sort of wrecked.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Panache

I just read Cyrano again. I love this play.

It was pushed some weeks later into our book club schedule, and I'm taking advantage of the extra time to read some commentaries and notes on the play.

Here's something from Wikipedia that I didn't know:
The play... is responsible for introducing the word "panache" into the English language.
Originally, panache meant simply the sort of plume a soldier might wear in his helmet. After Rostand, it meant a "dashing confidence of style."

Forever flaunting his plume,
Cyrano stared down doom
with style
and a taunting smile.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

How Useful The Needy Can Be

With astonishing speed
they move from "let's help those in need"
to "let's take control".

Almost as if - that were the goal.

The Rivals

We saw an excellent production of The Rivals, by James Sheridan, at the Abbey Theatre in Dublin.

Sheridan wrote it at age 23.

This is the play which features the famous Mrs. Malaprop, the woman who has a large vocabulary but whose tongue often produces the wrong word at the critical moment. One of her funniest lines of the night was:
He is the very pineapple of politeness!
"Pinnacle" was what she meant to say,
but somehow her intention went astray.

Crazy American Roads

I guess my week of driving in Ireland affected my brain. I had forgotten what American roads are like!

They are incredibly huge. One American alley has enough width to make a major highway in Ireland.

Here's one thing I don't understand - why do we Americans waste all that space putting shoulders on our roads? Why don't we just put stone walls where the shoulders are now?

Driving holds more thrills,
more chance to test your skills,
when any mistake at all
skids you into a wall.

Friday, September 11, 2009

Out of Country

Eight years ago we were in Mexico when it happened. For an anniversary trip. This year, we're on the emerald island. But I remember and there is something strange in being among strangers for whom this day is just another day.

I had a college job that involved going through the major attack location on a regular basis. It was always so busy and lively there.

I paused on the ground floor
as the people bustled by
in a place that is no more
where the towers stood so high.

GPS Distress

We had a gps from Hertz, but its audio didn't work, it routed us off of main roads onto country lanes, it told us to take illegal turns, and it seemed inaccurate often. Otherwise, it was great.

On the busy streets of Dublin
these hiccups were most troublin'.

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Waitressing in Sligo

So we nip into a restaurant for supper in Sligo, Ireland, and our waitress, who seems to have the local accent, asks where we're from.

We tell her Chicago. She tells us she's from Lake Geneva, Wisconsin, which is a couple of hours north of Chicago. But she's been living in Ireland for several years.

She said she worries sometimes that tourists are disappointed that she isn't originally from Ireland, since so many tourists are seeking to experience "the real Ireland." We just laughed.

We gave her
a waiver
from the need to provide local favor.

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

No Thank You

I hear a certain NY Times columnist says we should learn from the Chinese, whose mode of government is authoritarian but enlightened.

Authoritarianism, however "enlightened"
leaves me frightened.

Monday, September 07, 2009

Trip

Partial itinerary:

Saw ruins of monastery
in County Kerry.

Sunday, September 06, 2009

Cove vs. Cobh

In Irish "bh" sounds like "v".
This bhery much puzzles me.

Saturday, September 05, 2009

Fortuitous

We pulled into town at 1:30. Saw signs for race at 3:00. I guess it's that famous luck of the Irish.

I ran a 10k
in Bunratty today.

Friday, September 04, 2009

In Coach

Flights overseas
are hard on your knees.

Thursday, September 03, 2009

My Rx for Medicine

There really is a way to have far more advanced medical care than we have now. At lower prices.

All we have to do is get the government out of medicine. Let them handle cases of fraud or true negligence. Get them out of the rest of it.

Quit requiring drugs to go through an FDA approval process, quit certifying who can practice medicine, and so on. Make the medical market like the electronics market.

My view
is held by few.

But I believe we should have done this long ago. The true cost of our regulated system is "the unseen." But I see it.

Many now buried and dead
would be among us instead.

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Lawmaker, Lawbreaker

When Illinois raised its alcohol taxes, I predicted increased smuggling from neighboring states.

But I didn't predict this:
A Massachusetts Democratic state rep who voted to raise alcohol taxes and slap the increased state sales tax on hootch on top of that is caught buying bottles across the border in New Hampshire. . . . It’s a thing of beauty.
I think that's fair. Just because he thinks citizens should pay, why should legislators have to do so?

But maybe they should have been explicit about this exception.

Is it too late to add a note -
any sales tax for which we vote
doesn't apply
to what we buy!

Tuesday, September 01, 2009

Surgical Texting

Some hospitals are offering tweets from the operating room.
"Putting numbing medication where the incisions will be. Making first incision right now," Corizzo tweeted at the beginning of the procedure.
Fortunately, it's not the surgeon that's doing the tweeting.

Bloody fingers are sticky
and leave an iphone icky.

Among Schoolchildren

I'm reading reports, which seem to have started with Drudge, that our president is going to make a speech to "all public school children" on September 8. Some people are taking their kids out of school for that day.

But is the story even true? I'm not seeing any mention of it on the news - except on right-leaning blogs.

Drudge links to this document, but it's not a very good proof of anything on its own.

Sometimes rumors
grow like tumors.

UPDATE: It's real.


UPDATE 2: I was amused by Venomous Kate's reasons for planning to send her child to school that day anyway. Her last reason is this:
Besides which, I know from experience that my boy is going to tune out any speech lasting longer than 30 seconds in favor of poking the little kid sitting next to him.
Even when you let your rhetoric soar,
children find long speeches are a bore.

Monday, August 31, 2009

From Aesop

The frogs were unhappy - they didn't have a king.
So they prayed to Zeus for that very thing.

Zeus was annoyed and tossed them down a log.
He said "there's your king, you stupid little frogs!"

The frogs complained some more - "This king doesn't move!"
So Zeus sent a stork down - a king who quickly proved

very, very active as he gobbled up the frogs -
until they begged again "Oh, give us back King Log!"

Leading the Nation in Whiskey Taxation

Illinois taxes on hard liquor are about to skyrocket:
In Chicago, for example, once you factor in the federal, state, county and city manufacturing taxes, as well as sales taxes, more than 25% of the cost of a $30 bottle of spirits is tax - not money to the manufacturer, distributor, or retailer - taxes.
I suspect this will lead to more people buying whiskey out of state
where the taxes aren't so great.

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Dawn Swimmers

I did the Chicago tri this morning - the "sprint" version.

It's the "world's largest" triathlon - in terms of the number of competitors. It takes a long time to get everyone started.

Here is a Chicago Tribune photo of a crack-of-dawn "wave":


I started a full hour after this. And a lot of competitors didn't start their swim until HOURS AFTER ME.

That's a long time to be waiting around
but at least no one drowned.

Well, At Least They Had A Reason

I wondered why the UK had released the Lockerbie terrorist:
Gordon Brown’s government made the decision after discussions between Libya and BP over a multi-million-pound oil exploration deal had hit difficulties. These were resolved soon afterwards.
After the oil deal hit a snag,
they let the bomber out of the bag.

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Not A Bug, A Feature?

What if depression, instead of being a disease, is a useful adaptation?
Various studies have found that people in depressed mood states are better at solving social dilemmas.
Advice columnists should be assessed,
and we'll give the award of "best"
to whoever is most depressed.

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Back in the Summer of '69

Chappaquidick had it's 40th anniversary this July. It happened back in that same summer of '69 - the summer of Woodstock, the summer of the first moonwalk.

That night, Ted Kennedy and the young lady were in his car. He drove it off a bridge, into a pond.

He got of the car. She didn't.

He went back to his hotel. He spoke to some people - but not about the accident.

A couple of fishermen found the car in the water next morning. Only then did Kennedy go to the police.

It's possible she was alive in the car for a while. They found her in an air pocket in the upside down car.

People keep calling Ted Kennedy a "lion" today. In many ways, no doubt, he was. But not that night.

That night was heard no lion's roar.
Weasely silence. Nothing more.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Feeling Moved

We were talking about emotions and what they're good for in our discussion group the other night, and my position was that they aren't just instantaneous evaluations - they are also your motivating force.

Suppose you wake up in the morning and don't FEEL like doing anything... and continue to feel that way all day... all year...

Life - why begin it
unless your heart's in it?

Prescribe Me The Pink Ones Please

It appears that placebo pills are becoming more effective than ever:
Why are inert pills suddenly overwhelming promising new drugs and established medicines alike? The reasons are only just beginning to be understood. A network of independent researchers is doggedly uncovering the inner workings—and potential therapeutic applications—of the placebo effect.
My theory's incontestable:
we're becoming more suggestible.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Feed Me

Scientists have found a giant rodent-digesting plant in the Philippines:
The plant lures in the rats with the promise of sweet nectar. When the rat leans into the plant to drink the saccharine liquid, it slips on the pitcher's waxy interior, and gets stuck in the gooey sap. Once it is trapped, acid-like digestive enzymes break down the still-living rodent.
At the link, there's a sad photo of a trapped rat, and fine time-lapse video of the growing plant.

It seems to promise something sweet,
so jump right in with both your feet.

Once you're in, it's hard to get out.
The juices digest you while you shout.

Beware what seems too good to be true -
The sucker is probably you.

Sunday, August 23, 2009

Deregulate Medicine

My counter-proposal for our medical system: Deregulate it, and watch choices expand and prices drop.

A lot of people say medical prices are up due to technological progress. But that hasn't occurred in the computer market, has it?

If we could escape
the endless red tape
we'd be in better shape.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Recess Rally

I attended a health-care protest rally today outside my congressman's office. A famous female blogger who was there counted 75 protesters, plus 3 wacky ironic counter-protesters!



My sign objected to the "individual mandate" aspect of the reform proposals - the part where everyone has to sign up, whether they want to or not.

Restricting the right to choose,
makes me see red,
gives me the blues.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

All Wee-Weed Up

The prez sez:
There's something about August going into September where everyone in Washington gets all wee-weed up.
Apparently he's expecting things to improve soon.

Wee-wee may splatter,
but it doesn't matter.

The mess will be over
come this October.

Don't Barbecue Me Bro!

Ohio cops set a homeless man on fire by tasering him.
He was allegedly huffing from an aerosol can (and running through traffic near the Kmart and Kroger) shortly before the Tasering, so we can probably assume that was the X-factor.
Fortunately the fire was of brief duration.
Wood was taken to Fairfield Medical Center for treatment of burns to his chest. He then was taken to the Fairfield County Jail and released at 11:20 p.m. Monday night on his own recognizance.
Be careful, when you tase -
don't set your perps ablaze!

Commodity

One of the odd things you hear is that "healthcare is not a commodity".

But "healthcare", as a term, lumps together different sorts of things.

Perhaps it's fair to say that doctoring and nursing are not commodities. Each doctor and nurse is a unique individual.

But aspirin... it's a commodity, right?

If aspirin is really not a commodity,
it must be quite the economic oddity.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

I Can Has Treatment?

How many QALY's do you have left?

A QALY is a Quality Adjusted Life Year. The NICE people use them in England. To decide who gets what treatment.

NICE is the National Institute for Health and Clinical Excellence. (Yes, I know, they somehow misplaced the "H" in that acronym.)

Anyway, these NICE people decide whether you can have meds.
QALYs have been criticised because there is an implication that some patients will be refused or not offered treatment for the sake of other patients and, yet such choices have been made and are being made all the time. However big the pot, choices still have to be made.
You put taxes in "the pot".

And get treatments from "the pot".

How NICE. Or... not.

UPDATE: Here is a picture of
Oscar, the Hospice Cat who allegedly predicts cessation of QALY:

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Kitty without Pity



The kitty plays with mice,
amused but not so nice.

Be glad you're not a mouse
caught outside your house.

Image Manipulation

So, the Obama as Joker image was done by a Palestinian-American college student from Chicago:
"I abstained from voting in November," he wrote in an e-mail. "Living in Illinois, my vote means close to nothing as there was no chance Obama would not win the state." If he had to choose a politician to support, Alkhateeb said, it would be Ohio Democratic Rep. Dennis Kucinich.
This young man, however, did not put the word "Socialism" under Obama's picture.

Nope,
we haven't heard
who put that word
under his face
to replace
HOPE.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Another Plan Bites The Dust

Did you want to flag fishy information to the White House?

But you hadn't quite gotten around to it yet?

Sorry. It's too late.
Following a furor over how the data would be used, the White House has shut down an electronic tip box — flag@whitehouse.gov — that was set up to receive information on “fishy” claims about President Barack Obama’s health plan.
The fish are on a spree
swimming free.

Nice Day After All

I woke up this morning to rainy skies of grey,
and a bunch of dire forecasts that it would rain all day.

At 11 a.m. there was a bit of sun,
so I went out for a run.

Four hours later - I returned.
Glad I put on sunscreen or I would have got burned.

Don't over-rely on weather predictions.
Often they just turn out to be fictions.

Stimulus Money?

Most paper money, at least in the U.S., is "laced with cocaine"!
U.S. and Canadian currency had the highest levels, with an average contamination rate of between 85 and 90 percent, while Chinese and Japanese currency had the lowest, between 12 and 20 percent contamination.
We'd better switch to a cashless society soon!

It won't be funny
when we all get arrested
just because our money
was tested.

Sunday, August 16, 2009

Friday, August 14, 2009

Wedding in Wisconsin

Congrats to Allison Quatrini & Jason Walker!

Exchange of rings.
Hearts with wings.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Yawn? Gone!

An Illinois judge has sentenced a man to 6 months in jail - for yawning. It's reported that he'll have to spend at least 3 weeks in jail.
Chuck Pelkie, a spokesman for the state's attorney's office, told the Chicago Tribune, "It was not a simple yawn - it was a loud and boisterous attempt to disrupt the proceedings."
To avoid 3 weeks in the pokey,
keep your yawning low-key!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Health Scare

Jon Stewart:
You know a sales pitch is in trouble when it starts with, "Look, you gotta trust me, we’re not going to kill your grandparents!“
In the bit, Stewart claims to have pulled this graphic from the White House website:

The left accuses the right of fearmongering.

But remember what the left said? We're in a crisis! Our entire economy will fail unless we pass some kind of health care reform! You will be without insurance and you will die unless we create a public option!

It's a question of whom do you trust
to keep you alive and robust?

When You Absolutely, Positively, Need To Survive

Obama argued today that having a "public option" medical plan would NOT necessarily destroy private health insurance. He even gave a good example of private companies out-competing a government enterprise:
UPS and FedEx are doing just fine. ... It's the Post Office that's always having problems.
Sure. And private health insurance will be superior. The question, however, is whether the law will slant the playing field against private insurance.

No one knows exactly what the law will do. It's not finished yet. And it will proceed, as so many bills do, by ordering executive agencies to pass regulations based upon the bill's vague slogans.

Congress passes general intentions.
The details will be agency inventions.

Accept it. There's no time for rude dissensions.
.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Kiva Systems

My son works at a cool place, Kiva Systems, just north of Boston. I've taken a couple of tours of the place, which features squat orange warehouse robots moving items from place to place. Here's a nice demo video.

Here's a dry summary from the company of what they're about:
Kiva Systems provides automated order fulfillment and material handling systems for distribution centers that enable companies to simplify operations and reduce costs, while increasing strategic flexibility. Using autonomous mobile robots, movable shelving and sophisticated control software, the Kiva Mobile Fulfillment System enables extremely fast cycle times with reduced labor requirements. From receiving to picking to shipping—Kiva automates fulfillment without unwieldy conveyor delivering best-in-class order accuracy and improved safety. The result is warehouse automation that is quick to set up, inexpensive to operate and easy to change. World-class companies including Staples, Walgreens, Gap, Zappos.com, Diapers.com, Quiet Logistics and DJO medical devices use Kiva automated storage and retrieval systems to fulfill direct-to-consumer, retail re-stocking and business-to-business orders.
I'm a firm believah
in Kiva.

Adventures In Housesitting

Sunday morning I woke up, at about 5am, hearing some voices in the house. One of them sounded like our houseguest.

My bedroom door opens and there is a flashlight in my eyes. It's police officers. They're asking me funny questions, like, "do you live here, sir?" I'm answering in the affirmative, perfectly calm, but quite puzzled. My wife is not quite so calm, asking "what the hell are you doing here?"

So - it turns out our houseguest had called the police. It was all a misunderstanding.

We'd left him in the house while we stayed in Michigan for ONE night. But our guest thought we were staying away TWO nights. We got home late Saturday, after he was sound asleep. So he wakes up early the next morning and detects clear indications that other people are in the house with him, and calls for help.

The police departed, much amused.
I went back to bed and snoozed.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

There Will Be No "Death Panel"

Sarah Palin, that charming loose cannon, made some remarks about not wanting her loved ones to face "Obama's 'death panel'".

How silly. If we know anything, it's this - it would be named something more like "Treatment Panel".

Treatment, not Death, will be rationed,
all for the good of the nation.

And political connections
will play no part in the Panel's selections.

Not every life will be lengthened,
but Washington will be strengthened.

Hard To Swim

The waves at the beach today were gigantic.
Lake Michigan masqueraded as The Atlantic.

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Noble House by James Clavell

Usually you describe 1000-plus page novels as sprawling, or epic, or vast. But this one takes place in the small territory of Hong Kong, over about a week. It is chock full of intrigue and the China/Western contrast.

It was my 2nd time reading it.

It had twists and turns forever, but at last, it ended.
Highly recommended.

The Shorter The Better

Turns out that I actually won my age group in my Satuday tri. I was first of four guys to finish in the 55-59 range.

I've done some very long races. But, in terms of stacking up against the competition, I do best on short courses.

I guess the results are a hint
I was born to sprint.

Disinformation Does Not Want To Be Free

I just re-read the first amendment. Nothing in there about protecting fishy speech.

Fishy speech should be officially banned,
before unapproved dissent gets out of hand.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Fishy

The White House has a request:
If you get an email or see something on the web about health insurance reform that seems fishy, send it to flag@whitehouse.gov.
If they want fishy, it won't be far to reach.
Just give a close reading to the next big speech.

Ironically Enough

Someone actually asked me for an ironic limerick about Aristotle's discussion of the principle of non-contradition.

Aristotle maintained contradictions
were mere intellectual fictions.
He's wrong. And he's right.
Both? Oh, yes, quite!
I like logic without tight restrictions.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Single Payer

I was just wondering about this today:
Instead of socialized medicine, they say "single-payer healthcare."
Hey, why not use "single payer" more widely?

How about a big push for single-payer employment? Isn't every American entitled to a job? Shouldn't every American be required by law to work for the good of the nation?

The government bosses will assign your task.
You want to work elsewhere? Don't ask.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

The Charades Retrieval Problem

Last night we were playing charades at the wrap-up party for Marsha's seminar for young adults.

At one point, I was in the guessing group, and our performer had us to a movie, first word "black," second word 3 syllables.

I felt it struggling from somewhere in my mind. I thought, classic foreign film, and I said quietly, "Black Argosy". No.

Then I said quietly, "Black Icarus". No.

Then I said loudly, "Black Orpheus". Yes.

Funny how the brain works. My bad attempts sounded a bit like the right word, were proper nouns from Greek Mythology like the right word.

How does active memory pull
pieces into an answer that's full?

Saturday, August 01, 2009

Clunk

Does it really make sense to pay billions for working cars that you want to destroy?

Yes, it stimulates the auto business.

Just like breaking windows stimulates the glass business. By diverting money in that direction.

Let's break more stuff!

The more stuff we break,
the more we'll have to remake.

Once enough stuff is destroyed,
everyone will be fully employed.

Chicago's Other Lakefront Triathlon

Just did the 4th Annual South Shore Tri.

It's the race that "guarantees you a high-five when you cross the finish line."

I love this race. It's short, sweet, near my house, uncrowded, and on the scenic lakefront of Chicago's south side.

When you finish, it's grand
to slap that man's hand.