A masked intruder was recently discovered on the roof of the 43-story Kluczynski Federal Building. That's kitty-corner to my sister's law office.
The intruder was spotted by a construction worker. The construction worker's boss laid a trap, and eventually managed to capture the intruder. All with no help from the federal protective agencies!
The intruder was kind of furry,
And loved to scamper and scurry.
Do you need to ask
Who was behind that mask?
Yes, it was a raccoon.
The link has a good cell-phone photo of the little fella climbing 43-story scaffolding like it was his personal tree.