Columbus is buried in Seville. Just ask the Spaniards.
He is also buried in the Dominican Republic. Just ask the Dominicans.
This just in: the Spanish set of bones has been verified as the real McCoy by DNA testing.
I think they've got it.
Speaking of mystery burials, based on tips from a new informant, the Feds are digging for Jimmy Hoffa in some horse pastures, just west of Detroit, at the exquisitely named Hidden Dreams Farm.
Does he reside in Michigan -
Or is it a faulty snitch again?