Friday, May 19, 2006

No Bones About It

Columbus is buried in Seville. Just ask the Spaniards.

He is also buried in the Dominican Republic. Just ask the Dominicans.

This just in: the Spanish set of bones has been verified as the real McCoy by DNA testing.

The remains
In Spain
Were plainly

I think they've got it.

Speaking of mystery burials, based on tips from a new informant, the Feds are digging for Jimmy Hoffa in some horse pastures, just west of Detroit, at the exquisitely named Hidden Dreams Farm.

Does he reside in Michigan -
Or is it a faulty snitch again?

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