Less than a year ago, the City of Chicago outlawed the selling of Foie Gras. No, I can't pronounce it. I don't know whether I've ever tasted it. But it seems to be whipped goose liver, as near as I can make out.
Now it seems like our Mayor is going to get the ban repealed. He says it's the silliest ordinance ever.
This is bad news, I fear, for geese. Chicago and its suburbs are infested by Canadian Geese. They're cute, but they poop everywhere.
Goose on the loose - it's time for you to shiver,
Gourmets are coming - hungry for your liver!
Swim away quickly - escape up the river.
(No, of course, you're not really allowed to hunt them inside the city limits. Not even at Christmas.)