Saturday, May 12, 2007

No Boat Rocking, Please

Shocking news arrives via Instapundit: Democrats in the House have stopped crusading against the culture of corruption.

They promised us laws to reform the corruption,
But now they're in charge, that's a needless disruption.

They've got bigger tasks -
What they are, please don't ask.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I may rephrase your poem a bit:

They've got bigger tasks (don't rock the boat, baby)

What they are, don't ask (don't tip the boat over)

They promised to reform the corruuuuptio-on,
But now that they're in charge, that's just a -- needless disruption.

(with apologies to Hues Corporation)

John Enright said...

Now you've got that song going through my head!

But it's a classic, so I don't mind.