Thursday, May 17, 2007

LAX Security

Los Angeles Airport was evacuated today - for a false alarm - the second day in a row. Security detected something that looked like a pipe bomb in someone's luggage.

The "pipe bomb" turned out to be a piece of sprinkler pipe. The owner of the luggage turned out to be an exec at a sprinkler company.

Are you one of those types
Who pack up their socks
With several lead pipes
And 2 ticking clocks?

Well, stop it already.
These guys need a break
Don't make their palms sweaty
Just lay off the fakes!

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