He told Jay Leno the puppy he promised his daughters would be in place when he got back from a NATO summit in Europe. But Barack Obama has been back at the White House since Wednesday.I think he's got a problem. He needs a hypo-allergenic pooch for one of his kids. Those are specialized expensive breeds.
So Mr. President ... where's the patter of little puppy feet?
But his wife promised to adopt a "rescue dog."
By "rescue dog," they don't mean a dog that rescues people, like a St. Bernard. They mean a dog that people rescue - a "shelter sheltie" or a "pound puppy."
But expensive hypoallergenic dogs don't get found
in the average pound.
Why not rig a fake rescue? Some political friend could buy a Portuguese Water Spaniel, walk it over to a shelter, and the shelter director could immediately call the White House with the good news that they have found a match!
Usually I oppose fakery of this kind,
but now I'm of a mind
to help out those 2 little girls
who need a pooch with non-shedding curls.