Thursday, April 09, 2009

What Would Ogden Say?

Writerspleasure had the story about chimps who exchange meat for sex.

Headline writers said: "Candy is dandy, but steak is quicker."

This was a take-off of Ogden Nash's famous rhyme: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

But, look, "steak" doesn't rhyme with "quicker"!

So here's my chimp version:

For baiting a mate,
meat can't be beat!

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