Writerspleasure had the story about chimps who exchange meat for sex.
Headline writers said: "Candy is dandy, but steak is quicker."
This was a take-off of Ogden Nash's famous rhyme: "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."
But, look, "steak" doesn't rhyme with "quicker"!
So here's my chimp version:
For baiting a mate,
meat can't be beat!