They're saying they have a DNA match - between the person we shot and Osama Bin Laden.
Fools. DNA matches are inherently faulty - because identical twins have the exact same DNA.
I believe that in a tragic mistake we killed Osama's long lost good twin - Walter Bin Laden.
DNA's not always unique.
If it's solid proof you seek,
a method tried and true,
only fingerprints will do.