Giants in the Earth

In the Philippines, villagers captured a one-ton crocodile. The animal destroyed the first traps they set for it. So they set better traps.

The crocodile was placed in a fenced cage in an area where the town plans to build an ecotourism park...

Great pic at the link.

An ecotourism park... there's a lot of them already. They need a gimmick.

Nothing else will do,
but to make it a petting zoo.

Surely tourists will flock
to pet the giant croc.

But tell them not to linger
or they just might lose a finger.