A state audit released on Thursday found that $3.8-million worth of equipment, including 950 computers, is missing from Chicago State University, the Chicago Tribune reports.Notice they said "missing" not "lost", which suggests to me that haven't been simply misplaced somewhere on the campus. Rather it suggests that the computers have left the campus!
If only those computers could talk!
Where did they decide to walk?
How did they manage to open the door?
Will they come back? Alas. Nevermore.