I Feel Safer Already

A deputy press secretary at Homeland Security just got busted for talking dirty to a cop masquerading as a 14-year-old girl.

"Doyle had a sexually explicit conversation with what he believed was a 14-year-old girl whose profile he saw on the Internet on March 14, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office said in a statements."

I guess he should claim that he knew the "girl" was phony all along.

He should say that his favorite lovers
Are sheriffs undercover.