Saturday, April 29, 2006


A woman went skydiving. Her parachute failed to open. She hit the pavement at 50 mph. She lived. She was already pregnant when she fell - but didn't know it. So now she's marrying the dad.

She should have been dead,
Now she's scheduled to wed.
'Nuff said.

(Special thanks to [info]gregoryrpratt.)

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