The police have arrested one of our astronauts.
She has been charged with attempted kidnapping.
Reportedly, she was in love with one of our shuttle pilots, but was jealous of another woman... so she drove from Texas to Florida, in diapers to avoid pit stops... put on a wig to disguise herself when she got to Florida, and then sprayed chemicals into her rival's car... but the rival drove away and contacted authorities.
These things are only funny when they're foiled.
Fortunately, no bunnies were boiled.
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