PB Peril

There's a big Peter Pan peanut butter scare. The salmonella kind of scare. 300+ people are reported sick from it across the nation.

Add 1 to the running total.

My wife and son are down in Florida, visiting my son's oldest friend, and this friend has been sick for a couple of days in exactly the way you would expect. And, yes, he has the exact batch of Peter Pan on hand. And, yes, he ate a sandwich of it before he got sick.

With this batch of peanut butter,
Your insides first go flutter,
Then you learn to fly - zoom zoom,
To that teeny tiny room.