The story is newsworthy because she's an astronaut. But it's the diapers that put it over the top.
Was her schedule really that tight?
I mean, no wonder she starting crying when accosting the other woman. She'd been sitting in wet diapers for hours!
When planning the unsurvival
Of that very special rival,
It's a sign you're going dotty,
If you don't make time for potty.