Monday, February 05, 2007

I Support Global Warming

If I must choose between global warming and global cooling, I favor warming, since I figure it would be better for Chicago property values.

I mean, with serious global cooling, my present location will be under a glacier. Don't laugh, it's happened before!

But the current claims of 90% certainty worry me. Does that mean there's a 9% probability that the glacier is on its way? I hope not.

A little more heat would be nice
Compared with a giant wall of ice.

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