Sunday, March 22, 2009

Cap Those Players!

In a funny parody, the White House decides to cap salaries at the NFL, NBA, and MLB:
“Some of these sports stars, like AIG execs, have negotiated sweetheart deals paying them millions of dollars, and yet they lose games,” said White House spokesman Robert Gibbs. “The president shares the outrage of the American people at these obscene salaries and bonuses. There’s nothing that makes the little people feel littler than the thought of these fat cats getting fatter just because that have specialized skills that are in high demand in a free-market economy.”
I'm angry that birds can fly.
Why, oh why, can't I?

Let's tie weights to their feet.
Equality shall be complete!

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