Lint Hints

A scientist claims to have solved the secret of belly button lint:

Abdominal hair is mainly responsible for the accumulation of navel lint... Therefore, this is a typically male phenomenon. The abdominal hair collects fibers from cotton shirts and directs them into the navel where they are compacted to a felt-like matter.

Does your navel have lint
with a psychedelic tint?

Don't wear tie-dye tees -
and clean it more often, please!