Illegal AND Illegible

Educational failure was sadly obvious this Monday at a bank in West Virginia:

WTOV reports that detectives said a "white, scruffy-looking man" handed a teller a note demanding money, but the teller couldn't tell what the note said. When she handed the would-be robber his note back, he got frustrated and walked out, authorities said.

This may be a widespread problem. Just last month, in Delaware:

Troopers say about 2:50 p.m. on Saturday, a man walked into the WSFS Bank branch in New Castle and gave a teller a deposit slip with a note written on it.

Police say the teller could not read the note, handed it back to the would-be robber and asked him to rewrite.

To avoid the shame of looking this absurd,
bank robbers should make use of Microsoft Word.