On the outskirts of Chicagoland:
57-year-old John Basile took a young Siberian tiger for a stroll through downtown Lockport and then stopped in a bar.
Yes, he has a license for the tiger, but not to walk it around. So he got arrested.
Tiger, tiger, causing fright,
licks its paws and sips Bud Light.
What unthinking owner brought
you to a bar and then got caught?