Saturday, October 23, 2010

Congo Catastrophe

Another type of airplane passenger to worry about:
A stowaway crocodile on a flight escaped from its carrier bag and sparked an onboard stampede that caused the flight to crash, killing 19 passengers and crew.
Note that these deaths were caused by human over-reaction to a fellow-creature who probably would have been satisfied with just one victim. I mean, how hungry could that croc be?

In the unlikely event of a crocodile
crawling along the airplane aisle,
there's no need
to stampede.

Just sit in your seat
and lift up your feet.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

"I'm Not Dead Yet" - French Edition

During the last great healthcare debate, I was always hearing how great the socialized healthcare was in France.

Then there's this:
A woman pronounced "very certainly clinically dead" at a French hospital woke up hours later after her sons refused to turn off her life-support system, medics and the woman said.
"Very certainly clinically dead."
That is what her doctor said.

But she awoke and began to speak.
His diagnostic skills proved weak.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

A Pointed Warning

One more thing to worry about - death by acupuncture:
A review of patients who died soon after acupuncture found a history of punctured hearts and lungs, damaged arteries and livers, nerve problems, shock, infection and haemorrhage, largely caused by practitioners placing their needles incorrectly or failing to sterilise their equipment.
Make them sterilize the needles for a start,
and ask them to avoid your lungs and heart.

Regulating Roadkill Consumption

Illinois Department of Natural Resources has a new requirement.

If you kill a deer with you car,
no matter how hungry you are,
you must notify the state
before you carve it on your plate.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Acrobatic Rodent

The squirrel runs from tree to tree
high on a wire, where all can see
but none can reach - safe from the dog
who licks his chops and stares agog.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Beware of Goat

You know to watch out for cougars and bears, but have you considered this deadly threat?


Rangers in Washington state suspect an encounter with a mountain goat killed a 63-year-old hiker in Olympic National Park.
By the way, Wikipedia says:
Despite its vernacular name, it is not a member of Capra, the genus of true goats.
Beware of this untrue goat
with his oh-so-innocent coat.

See how he is horned?
Consider yourself forewarned.

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Education Has Consequences

Peter Berkowitz has an op-ed in the Wall St. Journal this morning. It ends like this:
Those who doubt that the failings of higher education in America have political consequences need only reflect on the quality of progressive commentary on the tea party movement. Our universities have produced two generations of highly educated people who seem unable to recognize the spirited defense of fundamental American principles, even when it takes place for more than a year and a half right in front of their noses.
So his thesis is that they literally don't get it.

But, it's clearly true that many progressives like to "jump to conclusions" that favor their cause. They ran incorrect meme after incorrect meme about the simplest aspects of the tea party people. It was obvious, to anyone who observed objectively, that racism was not a major motivating factor.

The Washington Post finally conceded that 2 days ago:
A new analysis of political signs displayed at a tea party rally in Washington last month reveals that the vast majority of activists expressed narrow concerns about the government's economic and spending policies and steered clear of the racially charged anti-Obama messages that have helped define some media coverage of such events.
Post-modern theories are involved in both - the failure to understand what the founders were about - and the willingness to misrepresent.

In post-modernism, politics is about the struggle among warring classes and interest groups. Quite alien to this is Madison's idea of getting above the fray and designing a system to contain the conflicting factions in a system of ordered liberty that allows individuals to get along in a productive fashion.

In post-modernism, truth is what your own group finds it useful to assert - in its verbal struggle with competing groups. Quite alien to this is Newton's idea of carefully observing facts and inferring necessary conclusions.

The war of the groups
involves willing dupes.

Friday, October 15, 2010

And No Helmets

German young women bicycle ballet gymnastics.

It's sort of fantastic.

Their Honeymoon Is Over Soon

It's been an odd rehearsal pattern for Devilish Children, because the director got married to one of the actresses last week - and they went to Disney World.

To make up for this scheduled hiatus, everything else has been on a tighter schedule than normal.

Monday, it begins again. At that point we'll be 10 days from opening night, which will bring critics... and voters from the Jeff Committee. No pressure.

At last, you must thrust
yourself onto the stage.

In a spirit of trust,
face the crowd and engage.

And live, as you must,
the tale from the page.

Other Culture

A female Lebanese pop-star is murdered by an rich Egyptian politician.

(They were an item, but his mom wouldn't let them marry, so the pop-star was dumping him.)

So what do Egyptian women think? Outraged, right? Yes, in a way:
“She made him kill her, and she deserves it,” said Sherine Moustafa, a 39-year-old Egyptian corporate lawyer, an opinion that was echoed by every woman of dozens interviewed.
Blaming a woman
for her own killing -
could moral opinion
get more chilling?

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Oops It's Morning!

I dozed off
And failed to write
An entry on
This blog last night.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Disputing Taste

The other day I finished rereading The Master Builder by Ibsen.

And then I started thinking about an off-off-Broadway production of The Master Builder, back in the 1970s. I went to see it at least 3 times. I thought that the actress playing Hilde was particularly powerful in what I saw as a difficult part. Naturally enough, I shared my enthusiasm with some friends.

Well. One of my friends passed my glowing review to Kay Nolte Smith, who had been writing drama reviews for The Objectivist. It turned out that Kay Nolte Smith wasn't too impressed with the actress playing Hilde Wangel. I was told she said that the actress was quite attractive, but wasn't actually playing the part correctly. I wasn't told what was wrong with her performance. Just... something. This was less than persuasive to me.

It's true that Jill O'Hara was quite attractive:



But the character requires more than attractiveness. She has to have something feral about her. From the play:
SOLNESS. There is rather something of the bird of prey in you.

HILDE. ...And why not a bird of prey? Why shouldn't I go a-hunting - I, as well as the rest? Carry off the prey I want - if only I can get my claws into it, and do with it as I will.
I'd say the role requires
the roar of inner fire
spiraling into the air
with hero-worshiping flair.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Good With A Crossbow

I just finished re-reading William Tell, the play by Schiller. I really love this play. It was wildly popular throughout the 19th century. It's Schiller's only play with a true happy ending. I would say it is the least introspective of his plays. Tell is the strong-but-silent type, who wishes to keep to himself, but is drawn into battle against his will.

The tyrant said:
"Shoot an apple off the head
of your kid."

Tell did.

But soon the tyrant was dead.

How did he depart?
With an arrow through his heart.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Jeremy and Anna

My friends - Jeremy Menekseoglu and Anna Weiler - were married today, in their theater, in front of a packed house, in a beautiful and emotional ceremony.

I was surprised to learn, upon arrival, that Dream Theatre company members - such as me - were being asked to stand on stage during the ceremony. I've never "stood up" for someone's wedding before, but I was honored to do so.

Anna had written her vows in truly charming rhyme. Jeremy's vows were a short story about how he fell in love with her.

After the ceremony, came the toasts, and the toasts just kept coming, most of them stunningly heartfelt.

Their hands were united,
the crowd was delighted.

Saturday, October 09, 2010

Overheated

Today I tried running the brand-new Prairie State marathon in Libertyville, IL. It takes place along the Desplaines River trail - which is mostly crushed limestone. It started at 8am and the temperature was soon in the 80s. Between the heat, the sparse Gatorade stops, and the somewhat rolling hills, it was kicking my butt after a while, so I dropped out at about mile 18, when the marathon course conveniently went by the finish line. I could have finished with a bunch of walking, but the temptation to stop was too great!

I'm chalking it up as a fully supported training run. And I may try another marathon in a few months.

They say to keep your eyes on the prize
but sometimes it's wise to revise.

Friday, October 08, 2010

Don't Judge A Man By One Friend

Reason magazine has an interesting article on certain libertarians who gave support to Obama during the 2010 election. A lot of the support was due to the fact that Austan Goolsby was Obama's chief economic advisor.

It seems Goolsby was seen as an advocate of free markets.

The free market stuff mostly got dumped.
And these libertarians mostly got chumped.

Bike Path Blockade

The prez came to town today. And he inconvenienced me. Because I was riding home from work on the lakefront bike path, and the cops shut it down for the sake of presidential security. So my friend and I had to go considerably out of our way to get home.

I'm sure they have their reasons,
like preventing terror and treason,
but sometimes I wish the secret service
wasn't so gosh-darned nervous.

Wednesday, October 06, 2010

As An Angel Looks Down


This photo is from tonight's rehearsal. Those are 2 of the Devilish Children, in urgent discussion.

I've had great fun working with this crew of people, all of them gifted and utterly serious about their craft. It opens Thursday, October 28, and if you happen to reside in the Chicago area, I'd love to have you come see me perform.

I am far
from being the star.

But during my part of the session
I hope to make an impression.

Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Sham Wow

What a great first sentence for a news story:
A top aide to Cook County President Todd Stroger has been charged with stealing more than $300,000 from taxpayers in a scheme to award sham contracts, including some to firms she owned but for which she did no work.
Makes sense to me.

Rigging a contract is something we all can enjoy.
But having to work - that often begins to annoy.

Cityscape

Field of sparkling lights,
alive with power tonight,
defying darkness.

Monday, October 04, 2010

TP'd

Walter Mondale, Democratic Presidential nominee in 1984, thinks Obama's teleprompters get in the way:
He uses these idiot boards to read speeches in television, and I think he loses the connection that he needs emotionally with American voters.
It's an interesting question. The prez obviously loves the gizmos. He is reported to bring them with him to fairly small meetings, where I think it might come across as just plain bizarre.

The Onion made a funny video in which Obama's teleprompters failed at a family meeting.

But I find it hard to blame the teleprompters for his sinking poll numbers. He was already using them a lot when most people loved him. Did people really get sick of the teleprompters? Or did people just get sick of his performance so far?

When I try to explain a thing,
sometimes it comes out wrong.

From now on I'm planning to bring
an idiot board along.

Not Progress, I Guess, But Success Nonetheless

If you happen to have any old DOS programs you'd like to run, but they won't run under Windows 7, you might look at DOSBox. It's free, and was designed for gamers to run their old games.

And if you happen to be running DataEase for DOS, with a final release date of 1993 or so, be sure to set core=normal. For some reason it makes a big difference.

This is news
you're unlikely use.

Sunday, October 03, 2010

A Difference of One Iota

If you happen to be a student of internecine dust-ups among Objectivists... I know, unless you're involved it's an arcane topic, with too many banishments to keep track of...

Anyway, there's a new one, described in excruciating detail by Robert Tracinski:
But the most recent Objectivist controversy is too big to ignore, paper over, or address only indirectly. Its implications go too wide and too deep, striking at the very core of the movement's soul.
Q: So, what brought this on?

A: Disagreements about the history of science and the problem of induction

It's stunning how a topic
that seems so microscopic
becomes the breeding ground
for another angry round.

Deficient Definition

John J. Miller wrote today of an NY Times story about the "long ago texts" tea partiers are digging up.

What "long ago texts"? The Constitution? No, Friedrich Hayek.

Miller mentioned parenthetically:
Check out Zernike’s jaw-dropping attempt to define “the rule of law,” which is apparently a term she hadn’t heard until recently.
Of course I had to check it out:
...“the rule of law,” Hayek’s term for the unwritten code that prohibits the government from interfering with the pursuit of “personal ends and desires.”
This description of "rule of law"
did indeed drop my jaw.

The author could have saved herself some embarrassment by doing an online search for this mysterious phrase.

Don't the legacy media
have access to Wikipedia?

Billy Elliot

We saw the musical "Billy Elliot" tonight, here in Chicago.

As it appeared to end, some people rushed from their seats - to beat the crowd out the door, perhaps to avoid the rush at the parking garage.

Little did they know. It wasn't the real ending. Well, it was the ending of the story, but there was a big song and dance number to come.

So consider this a public service announcement.

Don't fall for an ending
that's only pretending
to be the real deal.

Friday, October 01, 2010

Playing in the Dark

We started tonight with the dialog fragments exercise - which I'm bad at. Actors just start speaking lines from the play to each other - not necessarily their own lines - not necessarily addressed to the usual recipient. I heard all the basic relationships played out, and all the key moments in the play visited at least once. But not in sequence.

I think I'd like to sit in on a fragments exercise for a play I don't know. Then I would amuse myself trying to reconstruct the plot. It would be like taking a shredded letter and piecing it together.

From the fragments the cast spontaneously morphed into a full rehearsal of the play - in the dark. Well, not completely. We all had little flashlights. And there was a candle. So there was light a-plenty, in fact. It was the fastest, most fluid version of the play I've seen so far.

You sometimes hear, from theater people, that the real fun is in rehearsal. Perhaps it's because so much of the original creativity takes place there. Yes, there's often moment-to-moment creativity during a play's performance.

But during rehearsal you see the big leaps take place before your eyes
which is always a pleasing surprise.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Heselden's Death

This story has gone from odd to just plain sad.

The owner of the Segway company, Jimi Heselden, died the other day when he and his machine plunged over a cliff in England.

I, and others, idly wondered how that had happened.

Now, it turns out he died because he was backing up on a bridle trail - to get out of somebody else's way.

If I ever ride a Segway up to the edge of a butte,
I'm bringing a parachute.

Sounds on the Stage

Our director has been rehearsing his own role onstage with a music remote in his hand. So even though Devilish Children is still 4 weeks from opening, most of the scenes are already being played with musical accompaniment, which is quite a charming effect. I have the impression most of the actors find it helpful. I certainly do, for my little turn on the stage.

I almost wrote "Herr Director" for "our director," so accustomed am I becoming to the German accents and words which the cast is working with. In the first weeks of rehearsal, the cast sometimes reverted to some sort of Cockney accent, or French, or Swedish. But no more. They've locked the right country into place in their brains.

An accent
may start off unsteady and queasy
but let it ferment
and it ends up bright and breezy.

Cross posted, but without the rhyme, at the Dream Theatre Company Blog.

License to Kill

Apparently Obama has given the go-ahead to kill al-Awlaki, a guy living in Yemen who was born in the U.S.

Some people argue that he's entitled to due process before he's killed, particularly because he's a citizen.

In the Civil War, the Union side killed a lot of American citizens. Without much due process. Mostly it was called battle. I suppose the government could make a case that al-Awlaki is in a state of war with the U.S. It sounds like that's the situation to me.

But I'd like to hear someone in the government make the case for what it's worth
before they erase him off the face of the earth.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Another Acorn Scandal

A judge from Pennsylvania is in trouble for handing out acorns to women.

The problem was that the acorns that were stuffed with condoms.

The judge is from the Pennsylvania town of Intercourse. Ahem.
When confronted by officers last Tuesday, Isaac Stoltzfus, a District Court judge, claimed the bizarre incident was a joke.
The humorous comments just write themselves. You've already thought of a couple.

An acorn can grow up
to a mighty oak.

And a joke can blow up
and blast a bloke.

Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Terrible Secret, Revisited

Tyler Cowen today, reviewing a book:
I also learned that many Berliners starting suspecting the Holocaust because of the rather efficient German postal system. When letters would be sent to "ghetto inhabitants" on the Eastern front, often they would be returned with notice that the intended recipient had passed away.
This made me remember a book I read years ago, The Terrible Secret, by Walter Lacquer, which documented a lot of the "leakage" of the secret to the West.

Stories came out and made the newspapers, but more as rumors than as solidly verified reportage. The Germans were actually effective in keeping the Allies from fully grasping what was taking place. Not that the Allies were paying much attention to these stories, anyway.

A flimsy screen
hid the murder machine.

Thoughts at Moonrise

Great red moon, old friend,
face who follows me always,
be there at my end.

Monday, September 27, 2010

What It Means In The Philippines

A simple mistake
that anyone could make:
The flag in times of peace is displayed with its blue field on top and its red field at the bottom.
Yes, we hung the Philippines flag wrong. They're not at war right now. That's it behind the head of the guy with glasses:


I firmly believe that all foreign flags
should have "this side up" tags.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Depardieu Rhapsodizes

Last night we saw some Italian guy named Riccardo Muti direct 2 works by Berlioz at the CSO: Symphonie Fantastique and its sequel: Lélio.

Lélio actually has a narrator, in this case Gérard Depardieu, a French guy.

He spoke in French, and a translation appeared over head in super-titles. But here's the funny thing. He would be talking and talking, and just one short English sentence would be on the screen.

Clearly, the translation was shortened.
I hope the rest wasn't too important.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Orthography Oopsie


How embarrassing.

What the L?
Can't anybody spell?

Justice Questioned

Stephen Colbert won headlines yesterday playing Caligula's horse's ass.

But someone else gave more serious testimony yesterday, to the Civil Rights Commission.
A veteran Justice Department lawyer accused his agency Friday of being unwilling to pursue racial discrimination cases on behalf of white voters, turning what had been a lower-level controversy into an escalating political headache for the Obama administration.
The Department Of Justice denies all this, but this is the second DOJ lawyer to testify that this has been going on.

There are 2 theories about applying anti-discrimination laws.

One theory is that racial discrimination, in general, is wrong.

The other theory, ascribed to the D.O.J., 
is that racial discrimination is okay,
if back in the day
bias cut the other way.

Each one claims to be fairer
but one must be in error.

Friday, September 24, 2010

Clown Show

Stephen Colbert testified before a congressional committee... in character some of the time.
On the bill dealing with immigrant workers, Colbert quipped, "Like most members of Congress, I haven't read it."
It's funny and sad because it's true.
Congress is badly lacking in clue.

Professor Demeritus

Bill Ayers, radical Weatherman turned radical Education Professor, recently retired. But he has been denied "emeritus" status by the University of Illinois.

In 1974 Ayers dedicated a book to a long list of people, including Sirhan Sirhan, the man who assassinated Robert Kennedy. But the chairman of the board of the University of Illinois is a man named Christopher Kennedy, who happens to be a son of Robert Kennedy.
He said he could not confer the title "to a man whose body of work includes a book dedicated in part to the man who murdered my father."
From way back,
comes payback.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Possum Population Boom

Brooklyn had a rat problem. So what did the city government decide to do? Introduce possums to eat the rats! Unfortunately...
Not only do wily rats continue to thrive, but the opossums have become their own epidemic, with bands of the conniving creatures sauntering through yards, plundering garbage cans and noshing on fruit trees.
As for the human population, "some Brooklynites have become terrified to go into their yards at night."

Thus did municipal error
lead to marsupial terror.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Rogue RINOs

It's the vogue -
go rogue:
“The tea party activists get involved in Republican primaries, play by the rules, and then the Republican establishment candidate proves that he was never a loyal Republican in the first place and goes rogue,” said Matt Kibbe, president of the tea party-aligned group FreedomWorks.
Conservatives have a word for Republican liberals and moderates: RINO, pronounced like rhino. It stands for Republican In Name Only.

The appellation sometimes proves all too true, as those defeated in primaries suddenly become independents.

Party loyalty? They had lots -
till voters booted them from their slots.

Monday, September 20, 2010

Tableau of Strife

Some rehearsals are quiet.
Others are more of a riot.

 

That shot is from a rehearsal for the upcoming Devilish Children.

Bubble Bubble

A certain Republican Senate candidate once stated that she had "dabbled into witchcraft".

Much is being made of this, partly to scare Christians away, and partly to slam her grammar:
Can we just point out for the record that you don't dabble "into" witchcraft, you dabble in it?
I'm kinda sicka Wicca,
but could it be the reason why
she raising money quicka
than the Democratic guy?

Sunday, September 19, 2010

So That's It

Time is Irish. Is that a shock?
It explains the name: O'Clock.

Unlicensed Tour Guides - Threat or Menace?



Segway tour guides show no contrition
for pointing out buildings without permission.

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Change of Grade

Here's the new design for the Democratic Party brand.



Their slogan is "change that matters",  so I'm proposing a change:

 

They said,
"We'll use a big blue D to define us!"
I said,
"You've even earned an extra minus."


UPDATE: Please feel free to re-use this parodied image as you see fit.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Hunted

Not Mr. Popular:
The 23-year-old man was shot twice this morning in different neighborhoods and survived.

“Someone is trying real hard to kill this guy,” one police source said.
I grew up in one of these neighborhoods. I don't go back much.

He's not cooperating with the police,
but someone wants him to rest in peace.

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Pools - Poof!

I did less swimming this summer than usual. I only did one triathlon.

First our outdoor swimming pool park went out of business:
Summer may never be the same for families in the south suburbs and the Southwest Side of Chicago with the closure of Evergreen Aqua Park, a watery paradise for five decades.
Then my indoor pool, at the health club, got flooded - with overflow from the Chicago River:
Even though the water only flooded the first level (pool, weight room, sauna, jacuzzi) the lack of ventilation, moisture seems to have trashed the cardio equipment, the fitness studio's floor "bubbled" up, and the tiles started popping out of the walls in the locker rooms.
There are other places to swim, but I can be a creature of habit,
and I was too lazy to seek out opportunity and grab it!

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Out From Under

Nigerians hacked into his mail
and put his house up for sale.

That's the story from down under:
An international cybercrime investigation is underway into a sophisticated scam network that left a Western Australian man half a million dollars out of pocket when criminals sold his Perth investment property using stolen credentials.
I have a big question - can't this man recover his stolen property? Who is really taking a loss under Aussie law? The article doesn't address this issue.

By the way, how did Nigerians become the world's most outrageous internet scam artists?

Even now, are they trying to sell
the place where I dwell?

Monday, September 13, 2010

Cabbagegate

I was irrationally relieved to see that this was DeKalb county Georgia, rather than DeKalb county Illinois:
DeKalb County is suing a local farmer for growing too many vegetables, but he said he will fight the charges in the ongoing battle neighbors call “Cabbagegate.”
What Zombie of Zoning banned diversity of vegetables in the first place?

And what Javert of the vegetable patch chose to continue this chase?

Grow "too many" crops -
and face the vegetable cops!

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Cleaning House - Written

My little 10-page festival play got written at the theater tonight. I called it "Cleaning House". It opens as 2 cleaning ladies arrive at a young woman's house. Sounds slow, but the changes come fast.

I tried to give each of the actresses a little bit of what each said her "dream role" was.

I'm elated for the moment.

I'll see, tomorrow, what the director and actresses can do with it. And how the audience likes it. I will report. Unless it flops so bad that I'm stunned into silence.

Will it fly
or will it die?

Friday, September 10, 2010

Adventure of the Day

Most of my days go by without good deeds of the Boy Scout variety. But I did one today.

It was at the central public library in Chicago. A family was heading down an escalator. First came a little boy, with a backpack-leash-stuffed-animal attached to him. Something like this:



Next came the mom, holding the leash. Next came a bored preteen boy. Finally there was a little girl, able to talk and walk, but not too proficient at either.

She gets to the escalator last and looks worried.


(escalator at Harold Washington Library)

An older man and I look at each other and make faces of concern.

Gamely, she tries stepping onto the escalator, but somehow she does it incorrectly, and ends up riding down backwards, her hands on one step and her feet on another.

"Mommy!" she cries, but in a little voice, and no one in her family hears her.

Well, I hear her, and the other guy hears her, so I bolt down the escalator, get below her, inform her that I'm going to pick her up, pick her up safely, and hand her to her mother.

"Thank you" says the mother. "Thank you" says the little girl. "Good catch" says the other guy.

When using a moving stairs,
with a kid who can barely stand,
first of all - be aware,
secondly - hold her hand!

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

Controversy Du Jour

The press must love this book-burning pastor. They have handed him their megaphone. They don't do that for just anyone.

So, remember, when they talk about "people dying" because of Koran-burning... remember that it's the press who focused everyone's attention on this particular act.

Make a note of their names.
They are fanning the flames.

Tuesday, September 07, 2010

Monolog Mania

Had great fun tonight listening to actresses audition for Theatre of Women 5.

The artistic director asked most of them an interesting question: what sort of role would you love to do, that you never get cast for?

So, when I write, I will try to give them what they wanted, perhaps going outside their comfort zones a bit, since these are the roles they do not get to play at all.

But I don't get to write
till Friday night.

Monday, September 06, 2010

Get Used To It

The president complained today that powerful interests were talking about him like a dog.

Welcome to the presidency.

Very soon
after the honeymoon
is over
they call you Rover.

Sunday, September 05, 2010

Vile Avians

My wife puts food out for birds, and she delights in their visits to our yard.

She chases away the squirrels who try to cadge some of the tasty seeds.

But is this wise? Look at what happened in New Zealand.

When humans first arrived there, the only mammals on the island were bats and sea mammals. The ecology was mostly ruled by a diverse variety of birds.

You might guess this occurred because land mammals never got a foothold on New Zealand. But, no:
Until 2006 it was thought that no mammals, other than bats and marine mammals, had reached New Zealand before humans did. The discovery of a femur and mandibles of an extinct non-volant (non-flying) mammal in Otago, dated at 16-19 million years old, has changed the view of New Zealand's evolutionary history, as it strongly suggests that mammals had been part of New Zealand's fauna since the break-up of Gondwana. The fossil has been called SB mammal. It is not known when, or why, land mammals went extinct in New Zealand but there were none present on New Zealand for several million years before the arrival of man.
"It is not known why..." Yeah, right. I know why. It was the birds. Did you ever see the Hitchcock movie, The Birds? That should have been a warning to us all.

They watch us with beady eyes,
and flex their feathery pinions,
waiting to launch a surprise
assault upon our dominions.

(Thanks to Miss Breeziness for indirectly raising this topic in her comments here.)

Saturday, September 04, 2010

Wrinkle in the Rug

The Oval Office was recently remodeled - with a new custom carpet that features quotations, including a quotation said to be from Martin Luther King.
Except it's not a King quote.
Somebody else said it, and King used to quote him.

Well, King said it too.
That should do.

Geography Flip Flop


For those of you from distant shores, the funny thing about this sign is that the silhouette of Illinois is upside down.

I think it's an installation failure, rather than a printing failure. The state silhouette seems to be a stick-on thingy.

"Illinois Link" is a debit card by which the state distributes cash assistance and "food stamps" to the poor.

Of course, viewing north as "up" and south as "down" is a convention. Maybe we should change things up!


When north and south
are rearranged
east and west 
get interchanged.

Music & Location

I'm doing a cameo part in Devilish Children, an upcoming theatrical production. Last night we did an interesting meditation exercise, where we listened to the play's musical score, while trying to imagine entering the German city in which the play is set.

Then we discussed what we had imagined. I think it will be helpful for "entering the world" of the play.

It yielded a heightened sense of place
to fill imaginary space.

Thursday, September 02, 2010

Odd Turn of Events

1) Our police commissioner met secretly with some gang leaders, warning them that they would personally be held accountable if their members continue to act violently.

2) Some aldermen denounced the meeting as bargaining with "terrorists".

3) Some self-proclaimed gang members complained to the press about what they saw as the commissioner's intimidating tactics.

4) Parents of murdered Chicago children expressed outrage at the gang members' complaints.

Most of our murders here occur in dangerous neighborhoods, and are gang-related. Often innocent bystanders are hit. I suppose it's mostly turf wars, vendettas, the usual gang stuff.

As usual, a code of silence
protects the gang violence.

No Helmet Off Field

Josh Koeppel is an offensive lineman for the U. of Iowa. Anyway, if you click here you can watch him flying in the air - after his motorbike got hit head-on by a pickup truck.

It looks like the truck's driver was taking a left turn and just didn't see him.

The video is a police dashboard video. A cop just happened to be pulling up to the intersection when this happened.

The amazing thing is that Koeppel seems to be okay. He gets up after somersaulting, and talks with the guy who hit him.

Apparently he still has soreness.

He has won internet fame,
but must miss at least one game.

Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Poetic Justice

The hostage-taker, the one in favor of saving the planet by means of human extinction, has met his end - in the form of a police bullet.

The hostage-taker has been removed.
The planet has been improved.

Marathonnet

This is a poem I'm working on, about a lot of marathons I've run.

The miles unroll beneath your feet at first.
Your thoughts are on the beauty of the course.
You're running faster than you had rehearsed,
and yet your legs feel supercharged with force.

The middle, somehow, gets to be a chore.
You're vaguely achy - slowing down the pace.
Beautiful scenery now becomes a bore.
You wonder why you signed up for this race.

The last few miles are such a dreadful drag.
You need to force each foot to take each step.
Your spirit spirals southward in a sag.
You sigh when other runners pass with pep.

But there's the finish right before your eyes.
Your spirits lift. You sprint toward the prize.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Give This Just A Glance

This is a headline from months ago, but I love it:
TV Ads May Be More Effective If We Pay Less Attention
The idea is that when you pay attention, your critical faculties are in control, and you will be skeptical of advertisers' claims.

But if you just let the ad wash over you, more of it sticks to your cranial crevices.

Well, so the researchers claim!

I wonder if I should mention...
this post is designed to deflect your attention.

In The Slam In Amsterdam

The Dutch have arrested a couple of Yemenis on charges of preparing a terrorist attack.

In major weirdness, which is hard to make sense of, one of them sent his luggage to Virginia, even though he flew from Chicago to Holland:
The luggage sent to Virginia contained a cellphone taped to a bottle of Pepto-Bismol, in addition to three cellphones taped together and several watches taped together.
It's easy to see how watches and cellphones might be used for a terrorist attack, for coordination or even for detonation.

But what's with the Pepto-Bismol?

Did their tummies feel dismal
because their goals were abysmal?

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Upcoming: Theatre of Women 5

Last year I wrote a 10-minute play for Theatre of Women 4.

It was great fun, and my 10-minute play is actually scheduled to be produced again, this time by high school students at a local private school.

Now it is time for Theatre of Women 5 at Dream Theatre! Well, not quite yet. On Saturday, Sept. 11, 2010.

We writers will gather at the theatre on Friday night. And we will write. The actresses and directors show up the next morning, expecting playable scripts.

The audience will show up at 8pm, and again at 10pm, expecting smoothly produced, fully memorized, enjoyable dramas.

You have to write
a play in one night -
ten minutes long,
what could go wrong?

Competition

I'm sick of flaky DSL.

I'm switching to cable
as soon as I'm able.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

I Blame Merkel

Well, this is annoying. Germany is coming out of the recession better than we are.
...the U.S. economy is scuffling along.

The German economy, on the other hand, is growing at a sizzling (and obviously unsustainable) 9 percent annual rate. Unemployment in Germany has come down to pre-crisis levels.
This is impossible, of course. The Germans spent very little on stimulus. We spent a whole bunch. But they're the ones with a stimulated economy.

Borrowing from Peter
to blow some cash on Paul
didn't seem to help us much
at all.

In Deep

The Economist ran a think piece about a hybrid called liberaltarianism.

I'm skeptical about the hybrid, but I am in total agreement with this:
So, here's a regulation I hate: you're not allowed to swim across the lake anymore in Massachusetts state parks. You have to stay inside the dinky little waist-deep swimming areas, with their bobbing lines of white buoys.
I prefer to make a break
for some unguarded stretch of lake.

Friday, August 27, 2010

Cabbie-Stabber

It's an Enright in the news, no relative of mine, but rather than reflecting goodness to the name, he's heaping it with shame, drunkenly knifing some Muslim NY taxi driver:
One of the first facts to emerge about Michael Enright, also on his Facebook page, is his affiliation with Intersections International, a non-profit organization that promotes global peace and reconciliation — and that had recently endorsed the Islamic center at Ground Zero.

Have you ever noticed how some percentage of peace-proclaiming people seem to have anger management issues?

They sing the songs of peace
but the rage inside won't cease.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Double Dip Is Okay In Ice Cream

Here's a strange headline:
Regardless of numbers, it feels like a recession

More bad housing, hiring data show an economy that may be faltering
It seems strange to me because I keep hearing about bad numbers.

I guess the "good number" is that GDP went up.

If GDP goes down again, is it a new recession, or a roller coaster continuation of the last one?
"Who cares if it's a second recession or a double-dip?" said William Dunkelberg, an economics professor at Temple University's School of Business and Management and chief economist of the National Federation of Independent Business. "Either way, things are not going well."
Is it a double dip
or just a brand new slip
into a downward fall?

That doesn't matter at all.

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Drowning in Bills

A hero gets the bill:
The family of a 17-year-old Zion teen credited with saving a drowning boy on Monday in Kenosha, Wis., say the good deed has unfairly saddled them with more than $2,000 in medical bills.
An ambulance took him to the hospital for "precautionary" reasons. The ambulance ride alone is valued at $700.

If you lack insurance, be wary
of ambulance rides that are merely "precautionary".

The price tag can be scary.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Jammin'

I thought L.A. traffic was bad, but outside of Beijing there was a 9 day 62 mile traffic jam, mostly trucks.

The problem: roadwork.

The need for roadwork: to fix damage due to increased truck traffic.
The drivers have complained that locals were over-charging them for food and drink while they were stuck.
Your truck
is stuck
and you need to sup...

Sure enough, the price goes up.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Our Man In Kabul

P.J. O'Rourke, our intrepid journalist humorist, spends 72 hours in Afghanistan and returns as an expert.

He interviewed someone who mentioned that suicide bombings are usually in the morning.
“It’s a hot country and the explosive vests are thick and heavy.”

I’d never thought about suicide bombing in terms of comfort.
When your missions not completed,
and you're feeling overheated
you might just start to question
the suicide suggestion.

Overflow

There was a young man from Peru,
who wrote a 4-line haiku.
His friends said it stunk,
but he said "I thunk
it the generous thing to do."

Blessed Coolness Restored

At about noon a friendly, competent guy from the power company showed up, and quickly fixed our power problem. One of the connections had gone bad somehow where the 2 power lines arrive at the house. He climbed up a ladder, changed the connectors, and we were back in business.

I had figured, all along, that something like that was the problem.

I bet some people would have tried fixing it themselves.

Perhaps I could have restored my own electric service,
but connecting power lines on a ladder makes me nervous.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Commonwealth Edison Exelon Fail Rant

I came home yesterday to a partial electric outage here. It's still like that. The problem is outside the house - with the connection to the electric company, which around here is ComEd, alias Commonwealth Edison, a division of Exelon.

We paid money to an electrician to verify that the problem was outside the house.

My persistent and overheated wife has been calling them since yesterday evening. Every time she checks on the problem status it is listed as due to be fixed within 2 hours. But the target keeps moving away.

Apparently they have a computer program that sets an optimistic goal and just keeps adding 2 hours when the problem is not solved.

Well, it's been adding 2 hours for 28 hours now.

When will it end?
When will they send
someone to mend
my power?

The message says another couple of hours.

Radical Feminism Flashback

Prof. Ann Althouse remembers her law school days:
I remember suggesting to one of the most prominent feminist lawprofs that I thought feminism would be better if it expanded more generally into concern about the burdens of gender roles, which men felt too, in interestingly different ways. Individual freedom for all could be the overarching goal.

The response was not, as I'd naively anticipated at the time, that I had a great idea or that it was at least an intriguing proposal that we could casually converse about for a minute or 2. No, not at all. I mean, I'm still alive. But there was pushback. Swift, sharp snapback. Men get nothing from feminism. They must give ground. Much ground.
Gender Wars!  Smash the Patriarchy!

She also mentions this:
By the way, during the same period, you'd get similar sharp pushback from lefties if you said you thought gay people had the right to marry each other. That was viewed as a conservative position that would undermine the feminist critique of marriage as patriarchy. I also got an instant, angry response from a lefty feminist law professor when I said that the cause of gay rights might be advanced by scientific findings that homosexuality may have a biological cause. Back then, you see, homosexuality was supposed to be a choice, and scientists were condemned even for researching the matter.
For some people, these 2 positions dovetailed nicely. Some argued that being a lesbian was a choice in favor of sisterhood and against the patriarchy!

This did run into practical complications, as mentioned in this article from the GLBTQ encyclopedia:
Conceding that sexual attraction cannot be politically mandated, lesbian feminists emphasized lesbianism as a political choice. "Political lesbians" were not required to have sex with other women, but it was expected that they remain celibate. Influenced by Anne Koedt's political analysis of vaginal versus clitoral orgasms, lesbian feminists urged lesbians to refrain from or at least minimize vaginal (and presumably other types of) penetration, and similar "male-stream" acts, including the consumption of pornography.
In time the scientific consensus shifted
and the pressure to be a "political lesbian" was lifted.

The Joys of Home Ownership

Yes, the joys continue.

Part of our electric is off. Even though the circuit breakers seem okay. Calls have been made.

I think we've lost some of the outside connection. Just a guess. Something like this happened before, maybe 15 years ago, I think. The electric company had to reconnect something.

No biggie, except... the air conditioning is one of the non-working circuits!

I'm spoiled by A/C.
It feels like a "need" to me.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Laden

We had a very spirited discussion at our book study group tonight. We were talking about Explaining Postmodernism: Skepticism and Socialism from Rousseau to Foucault, by Stephen Hicks, which is now available for free online in pdf form.

I had read it before, and this time I read a couple of chapters twice. It's not hard reading especially, as philosophy books go, but it's compactly argued.

Hicks talks a bit about the "theory laden perception" issue, but doesn't really provide any indication on how this belief might be countered. People expressed an interest in this issue, so next month we are discussing a book which takes this issue on, namely The Slightest Philosophy by Quee Nelson.

Animals perceive.
Do I have to believe
they do it based on theory?

Color me leery.

Do buzzing flies conceive in categories
as they see and pursue their fetid glories?

Bags, Bags, Bags

 

Bags, bags, bags,
flowing smoothly without snags,
up the bustling belt they slide
all together for a ride
in the belly of the plane
adding to the fearsome strain
on the wings that slice the air
as we pop from here to there.
 

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

At Big Daddy's

We ate tonight at Big Daddy's Barbecue in Acton, Maine. They sell barbecue, and clams, and lobsters too.

They have an "all you can eat lobster special" which has a limit of 6 lobsters.

I watched as my son's girlfriend, a Maine native, tutored him in the fine points of taking a lobster apart with one's bare hands. He then proceeded to work on the "all you can eat" special.

That's a lot of lobsters,
"limit six" - and I quote.

But sure enough they vanished
right down his throat.

Sunday, August 15, 2010

In Brief

Maine is the state with the claim to fame
of having a single-syllable name.

New York could be one-syllable too,
if it would only drop the "New".

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Giving Credit

An ad executive in New York was very trusting, but it all worked out okay. Reminds me of an O. Henry story:
Merrie Harris says she didn't have any cash when Jay Valentine asked for some Monday, so she let him use her American Express platinum card instead.

Friends and bystanders told her she'd never see it again. But Valentine soon returned it after buying deodorant, body wash, cigarettes and water for a total of $25.
Lending the homeless your plastic
seems kind of drastic.

But, credit where credit is due,
the panhandler's word was true.

On The Plane Today

The woman in the window seat
had a "pet bag" by her feet.

It held a very friendly cat,
but I was hoping for a bat.

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Imaginary Review

For our book study group, I am re-reading Explaining Postmodernism, by Stephen Hicks, which is now available for free in PDFs on his web page.

It's a dense summary of a strand of intellectual history from Rousseau onward, but I think the book is very handy at explaining the decline of our level of partisan political discourse.

Anyway, I was amusing myself by writing a review of the book - a negative review by an imaginary postmodernist writer. It would start like this:
Isn't explaining intrinsically a form of oppression, a privileging of the speaker's viewpoint over that of the listener's? Shouldn't we accept that postmodernism defies any single explanation - that it demands a diversity of explanations to reflect its nuanced polarities?
Oops, I fear
that's way too clear.

Semi-Deadlocked

The Blago jury is hung
but apparently not on all counts.

Will he be set free
or flung into dung?

The terrible tension mounts.

Wildflower Haiku

Seeds, blown through the air,
land and splash up grand colors.
Don't dare call them weeds.

Sunday, August 08, 2010

Hazardous Gamble

Christina Gamble said she hurt her back waitressing. So she was collecting $360 a week in worker's compensation payments.
But private investigators working for the restaurant's insurance company say they taped her dancing at C.R. Fanny's Gentlemen's Club and Sports Bar later that year.
Now she's charged with fraud and theft. Insurance companies have no sense of humor!

If you want to secretly supplement worker's comp,
don't climb up on stage for a wild romp.

Nap Attack

From Science Daily, 3 years ago: Chronically Sleep Deprived? You Can't Make Up For Lost Sleep

So if you miss one hour, when you're 5 years old, you can never make it up?

From CNN, 5 days ago: ‘Recovery sleep’ can make up for lost ZZZs

Ah, maybe it's not so bad!

I was low on sleep this week. Today I went to the beach, and snoozed for hours. Will it work? I hope so!



Can you really "make up" rest?
I don't know - but I gave it my best!

Saturday, August 07, 2010

Class Action

Airborne pollen is pollution.
Suing Nature is the solution.

Friday, August 06, 2010

Arthropod Acoustics

We sat on the porch at dinner, listening to the insect love song:
If a single male cicada can make a noise over 100 decibels, imagine the noise produced when thousands of cicadas sing together. Males aggregate as they sing, creating a cicada chorus.



The males emit a rhythmic shriek.
The females feel their knees turn weak.

Agora

We watched Agora, an indie film that is making the rounds. As the film's Wikipedia entry puts it:
The biopic stars Rachel Weisz as Hypatia, a female mathematician, philosopher and astronomer in 4th century CE Roman Egypt who investigates the flaws of the geocentric Ptolemaic system and the heliocentric model that challenges it. Surrounded by religious turmoil and social unrest, Hypatia struggles to save the knowledge of classical antiquity from destruction.
The film glorifies Hypatia's quest for knowledge, and portrays most of the Alexandrian Christians as ignorant rabble.

I most enjoyed the moment when the Christians accuse Hypatia of not believing in anything.

"I believe in philosophy", she replies.



For me it was a tough story to watch, because I knew what was coming, to the great library at Alexandria, and to her.

Books were burned,
and science spurned.

Those who believed incorrectly
often died directly.

Wednesday, August 04, 2010

Raise Your Hands In The Air Like You Don't Care

You may remember hearing, from various federal agencies, that no images will be saved from these fancy new "see under your clothes" scanners.

Well, apparently you heard wrong.
Now it turns out that some police agencies are storing the controversial images after all. The U.S. Marshals Service admitted this week that it had surreptitiously saved tens of thousands of images recorded with a millimeter wave system at the security checkpoint of a single Florida courthouse.
Also, TSA has released specs which show that they require scanners to be able to store and transmit images. Like this one:


It's really not
a flattering shot.

I bet that in the coming weeks,
they'll all show up on Wiki-Leaks
with names attached
to every batch.

I'm practicing my denials now:
"That isn't me. No way. No how."

What is an Act?

If you read books about playwriting, you do not encounter any particular obsession about how many "acts" a play should have. Racine wrote plays in 5 acts. Contemporary playwrights tend to write 1-act or 2-act plays.

In contemporary theater usage, you can tell a 1-act from a 2-act by noticing whether there is an intermission. As a matter of fact, for a 90-minute play, one theater may present it as a 1-act, with no breaks, and another theater might present it as a 2-act.

But screenwriting books are obsessed with 3-act structure, which at first seems odd, because movies no longer have intermissions. As it turns out, there's a simple explanation, because when they talk about the 3 acts, they are talking about beginning, middle, and end.

This line of thought has an ancestor:
A whole is that which has a beginning, a middle, and an end. A beginning is that which does not itself follow anything by causal necessity, but after which something naturally is or comes to be. An end, on the contrary, is that which itself naturally follows some other thing, either by necessity, or as a rule, but has nothing following it. A middle is that which follows something as some other thing follows it. A well constructed plot, therefore, must neither begin nor end at haphazard, but conform to these principles.
That's an Attic flashback from Aristotle.

The audience feels more satisfaction when they perceive a "whole action".

With beginning, middle, and end,
you hopefully will not send
the audience home feeling cheated
by a story that wasn't completed.

Monday, August 02, 2010

Dismissal Refused

A federal judge has refused to dismiss Virginia's lawsuit against the new healthcare law. He writes:
While this case raises a host of complex constitutional issues, all seem to distill to the single question of whether or not Congress has the power to regulate — and tax — an individual’s decision not to participate in interstate commerce. Neither the US Supreme Court nor and federal circuit court of appeals has squarely addressed this issue. No reported case from any federal appellate court has extended the Commerce Clause or Tax Clause to include the regulation of a person’s decision not to purchase a product...
Can Congress create a tax to apply
to a person's decision not to buy?

Their power is overgrown.
Like grass, it should be mown.

Aide Exodus

I found this interesting:
The White House on Friday announced the third departure of a high-level aide to first lady Michelle Obama.
They don't say, but I infer, that this is a lot of important people jumping ship in a short period of time. That's reading between the lines, so I could be wrong.

Which leads me to wonder if she's difficult to work for.

People who work for difficult bosses
often decide to cut their losses.

They dump the job with high prestige
that made them feel they were under siege.