Friday, September 28, 2012

A Very Terrible Father, Revisited

Dream Theatre has remounted one of my favorite Menekseoglu plays: A Very Terrible Father.

I wrote about the earlier production here, and I somehow forgot to include a rhyme with my post, I think because the emotional experience of the play was so preoccupying my mind.

terriblefather
Jeremy Menekseoglu as Matthias, and Megan Merrill as Lilli.

It's a play about a dying man, Matthias, who is trying very hard to do something right with his life. You might think, from the "terrible father" of the title, that the play is about a man who has treated a child badly. That's not it. It's about a man who has had nothing to do with his child, but who has journeyed to America to see her, one last time, to deliver a message.

It turns out to be hard to deliver the message. But, in a terribly poignant, inspired scene, he does his best.

Megan Merrill is lovely as Lilli, who is something like a profane angel of redemption, the agent of change in Matthias's heart. Katharine Swan was utterly convincing as the still-heartbroken mother of Matthias's daughter. Alex Woodruff, as his daughter, captures the inarticulate angst of a young teen caught up in the deep waters of her parents' history.

Finally, Giau Truong plays Bill, the American stepfather, with creepy sincerity. I love this character, in some twisted way: a healthy-living enthusiast who seems oblivious of the fact that he is, underneath it all, a fear-ridden control freak.

To communicate what matters
in the face of grief that shatters
is no easy task.

But sometimes it's what life asks.

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Turnover

Summer goes stumbling
away with the breeze.

Autumn comes tumbling
like leaves from the trees.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Stench

Politico's Roger Simon wrote a column in which he claimed that Paul Ryan was referring to Mitt Romney as "Stench".

A lot of people - even a certain Nobel prize-winning economist-turned-pundit - took the claim to be true and pontificated about the story - and spread the story.

But, it wasn't true. Simon says it was intended as satire. Ann Althouse has an alternate explanation.
This was a deliberate attempt to pollute the public debate, to promote Simon's candidate. He would never fun with Obama like that. He kept his deniability, but he put it way down where no one would read. His writing doesn't merit the click to page 2.
Simon lobbed some stench
into his opponent's trench.

Another case of: "He who smelt it, dealt it."

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Wanted: Poetic Ghost Writer

The Chicago Tribune Theater Critic wrote a piece about whether the Romney campaign could use a poet-in-residence.
Given the week that Mitt Romney just endured, it begs a question: Does the Republican nominee for President of the United States have current need of a poet?
He thinks that Romney,
instead of just harping on the economy,
needs to find a poet
to help him not blow it
with inelegant phrasing
that no one is praising.

Learning Words As Needed

We spent the weekend in Connecticut, guests at the home of my daughter's future parents-in-law. We hadn't met them before, but they were truly lovely people.

While we were there, I somehow brought up the topic of "what relationship are we to each other"? I'd been told that in other languages there was a word for it. So today my son came up with the Spanish word: consuegro, which translates as co-father-in-law.

Co-father-in-law turns out to be an English word,
albeit one I don't recall having ever heard.

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Change

When you're running for reelection  It's dangerous to insist that we need a change of direction, Especially if we've been hearing That you're the one who's been doing the steering.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Dreamy Stream


From our hiking, A view to my liking.

Friday, September 21, 2012

What Does Not Kill

Driving around LaGuardia
Makes a driver hardia.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

No Plans In That Direction

The U.S. was signing some agreement with Mexico, and the signing ceremony was not open to the press, and one reporter wanted to know why:
The journalist asked, “This isn’t some secret thing … to invade Canada or something like that?”
The U.S. said it wasn't anything like that.

We have no plans to go forth,
marching into the North.

We did try it once. It's the bicentennial of that war!
The Canadians repelled us so they celebrate it more.

Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Lost Not Found

When leaving the train in a rush,
I clean forgot my umbrella.
I never cared for it much,
perhaps it's just as wella.

It was a free umbrella, emblazoned with a company logo. It was good for keeping the rain off. And it sprung open with surprising force when you pushed the little button. But it was annoyingly hard to close. Not so annoying that I would pay for a replacement, but annoying enough so that I don't miss it.

I never liked it quite.
But the price was right.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Perils of Talking Tough

Karen Lewis, the head of the local teachers' union, did a great job of whipping her people into a hopeful fury. Only, now that she has worked out a deal with the administration, some of that fury is turning on her:
Leaflets calling Lewis a "sellout" for concessions agreed to with CPS were distributed to union delegates at Sunday's meeting.
When you go in with strong demands,
but come back with less in hand,
you may lose a lot of fans.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

Can You Dig It?

I came across this sentence in the Chicago Sun-Times, online:
She digged at Mayor Rahm Emanuel and his handpicked school board that includes hotel heiress Penny Pritzker.
My question is: is "digged" proper for some reason, rather than "dug"? "Digged" is listed as "archaic" at dictionary.com.

The meaning, in context, lines up with the usage "get in a dig," meaning to make a hurtful or critical remark.

Of course, people occasionally do use 2 different forms of the past tense for a verb, depending on the meaning of the verb.

Most men would rather be hung than hanged.

Would you rather be digged or dug?
Or does the question merit a shrug?

Training Run Trivia

On yesterday's run, all 3 of our GPS devices kept telling us the mile markers were short. By the time we were done running the marked course of 20 miles, our GPS devices only had 19 miles and small change. At first, everyone else thought the markers were wrong, but I put my trust in the markers.

Why would GPS devices be wrong? Well, we were running in fairly dense woods, along curvy bicycle trails. The trees have a tendency to interfere somewhat with the GPS signals, so I figure the devices did not *always* know exactly where we were.

So, suppose you have run from point A to point B, on a non-straight path. Next suppose the device has lost track of where you were between A & B.

How does it imagine you got from A to B? I figure it draws a straight line, thus shortening the actual distance covered.

I believe my GPS
sometimes has to guess.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

20 Miler

Ran an organized run that was like a race, but not a race. You paid to get in. There were bathrooms and aid stations all along the way. There were pacers to help you maintain pace.

But... they didn't give you a time when you were done.
It was only meant as a marathon training run.

I actually looped back, after I was finished, revisited the Mile 19 marker, and ran back to the finish again, just so I could get 22 miles in. And, as a result, I got a second big welcome to the finish line.

Karen, our pacer, was wonderfully fun. In her 50s, she took up running about a year ago, and started winning her age group right away. You know, a natural - although she does have a coach.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Falsehood

The president's press secretary:
This is a fairly volatile situation, and it is in response not to U.S. policy, not to, obviously, the administration, not to the American people.
Of course it's about us and our policies. It's about us honoring freedom speech. It's about us legally protecting what they see as blasphemy. Remember that slogan about "they hate us for our freedom"? This is one of those freedoms they hate.

Our current executive branch would like to that video pulled off the web. They've exposed the true identity of the person who put it up. They've asked Google to pull it from YouTube. But Google/YouTube stood up to the executive branch:
We work hard to create a community everyone can enjoy and which also enables people to express different opinions,” a YouTube spokeswoman said in a statement.
A community which enables the expression of different opinions?

To me it sounds great,
but that's what they hate.

Thursday, September 13, 2012

The Power to Destroy

I was in a discussion with an immigrant Muslim today. He was quite upset about the riotous assaults on our stations in the Middle East. He was puzzling how to stop them.

He sees that YouTube movie about Muhammad as part of the problem, and was trying to figure out an end-run around the first amendement, to stop that sort of film from being made.

He found inspiration in John Roberts' recent ruling on the healthcare law. The theory of the ruling was that we can't make people eat broccoli, but we can TAX them for not eating broccoli.

So he proposed taxing people who make inflammatory videos.

He was quickly told that his approach was no-go. But I was impressed by his logic.

If you can't quite give something the axe,
just slap it with a tax!

Spring Sprung

Diplomacy vaunted as smart
suddenly looks... not up to the part.

Play Ball!

I have a ten minute play that's going to be part of Morgan Park Academy's Fall Show.

It's a play about baseball, featuring a high school catcher and a pitcher. I'm told it was cast today, and the actors actually are, in real life, a high school catcher and a pitcher.

It's funny. I always say actors end up knowing things about the characters that the author didn't know. But these 2 guys will come to the first rehearsal with more detailed knowledge of catching and pitching than I have!

Since they wanted the roles, I guess I didn't get any serious details wrong.

While writing, to avoid looking the fool,
I did look up at least one rule.

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Disavowed

Well, color me glad:
The Obama administration is disavowing a statement from its own Cairo embassy that seemed to apologize for anti-Muslim activity in the United States.
The government can't be apologizing every time someone insults someone else's religion.

I mean, Mormons have been taking it even harder than usual lately. Do we want the government to start apologizing to them for every magic underwear crack on Facebook?

Free speech is spendid,
even though your feelings may be offended.

Monday, September 10, 2012

DIM

I've been reading The DIM Hypothesis, Leonard Peikoff's new book. I'm enjoying it, but I feel unsure where he's going with it.

Well, in one sense I'm pretty sure where he's going with it, since the subtitle is: "Why the Lights of the West Are Going Out". But I'm not sure exactly how he's going to get there.

DIM
by the way
is an acronym.

But it works well with the "lights going out" theme, I have to say.

I was surprised today when the book took a turn into Western literary history since the 1700s. For a view from 30,000 feet, I thought it was a sensitive account.

I suppose my personal tendency is toward optimism.

I'd rather the lights stayed on.
I believe in dawn.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

Craziness

I wish I understood craziness better. Perhaps I want to understand it because I wish I could help. Once in a while some acquaintance or other slips into a bout of madness, the kind of state where they can't be reasoned with. Once there, they often lash out darkly at friends, revealing what seem like huge long-simmering resentments.

Thomas Szasz, somewhere or other, said that it was important to learn to say "no" about small things, that otherwise you might end up holding onto all your small noes and saying one big NO that will actually prove calamitous.

In my youth, I was very impressed by Szasz's critique of the "mental illness model". I still think there is a lot of overrated science involved in the whole DSM approach to the categorization and diagnosis of mental disturbances.

I thought this was interesting from the Wikipedia article on Szasz:
Szasz argues that only mental illnesses are defined based on consensus and symptom clusters. It has been argued this is not the case. Critics claim physical illnesses such as Kawasaki syndrome (a disorder of the heart and blood vessels)[33] and Ménière's disease (a disorder of the inner ear)[34] are similarly defined.
We know so much more
than we did before,
but the detailed workings of the brain,
whether sensible or delirious,
mostly remain
mysterious.

Friday, September 07, 2012

Gratuitous Public Shaming

The organizer of  the Chicago Marathon has announced that he is banning Lance Armstrong from running in it.

Not that Lance actually applied to run in it:
“I have had no direct contact from Lance or anyone representing him,” Pinkowski said. “We had some indication from his charity (Livestrong) that Lance might have been interested in running.”
I do suspect Armstrong was guilty of using various substances he wasn't supposed to. I suspect that was true of most of the Tour de France crew.

But I don't know. Not for sure. And I get the sense the American "anti-doping board" isn't playing fair. So I am tempted to defy them, and organize my own marathon. It would be very small, mind you, but it would be 26.2 miles.

And even though he's banned
I'd extend Lance a hand.

Thursday, September 06, 2012

Private Cities

Honduras is a total mess apparently, but they've inked a deal with developers to start up some "private cities", modeled - I'm guessing - on Hong Kong. Michael Strong, whom I've met, is involved.
The cities will have their own laws, governments, police forces and tax systems. They will have the power to sign international trade agreements and set their own policies on immigration.
My funds have run low,
which is a pity,
since I'd like a go
at running a city.

Wednesday, September 05, 2012

Concerned


I'm worried about the well-being of concern trolls.

A lot of people are onto their games,
and are calling them names.

Maybe if they just stopped concern-trolling for a while,
everyone would like them again... and they'd have a reason to smile.

Disorderly

I have deficit attention disorder.

Every time I pay attention to the deficit,
I get scared to death with it,
so I turn my mind instead
to topics less loaded with dread.

Maybe I should just say to heck with it!

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Amusement

Not as tasty as cotton candy:
Authorities say a 35-year-old man tried to swallow several counterfeit $50 bills after he was caught trying to use the bogus money at a New York amusement park.
One of the charges is tampering with evidence, although "tampering" hardly seems to do it justice.

It's harder for bills to be tested
after they've been digested.

Monday, September 03, 2012

Round and Round

Last night I had a strange dream - my mountain bike's front wheel was missing, but somehow I could still ride it - in a normal position.

I couldn't understand how it functioned. I remember puzzling over the question of whether the front brakes still worked. I looked, and the front caliper brakes were missing.

I biked uneasily, on a wheel that wasn't there.
Was this somehow inspired by Eastwood's empty chair?

Sunday, September 02, 2012

On the Beach

Dune flies launch surprise attack.
Soon I am their pre-lunch snack!

Saturday, September 01, 2012

Dispersal

When you are a doggy
you can go from being soggy
to shaken sort-of-dry
in just the blink of an eye.

Friday, August 31, 2012

Labor Day Traffic

August comes to a screeching halt,
and bumps right into September.

This accident must be somebody's fault,
but I'm too dazed to remember.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

How Smart Are They?

Yes, from the people who provide the power which makes this post possible:
ComEd confirms smart meters involved in 'small fires'
Small fires. Teeny tiny.
No need to worry or get all whiny.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Time For A Donut?

According to the NY Times, another alleged key to longevity has proven unsuccessful at unlocking that door.

They thought a good way to stay non-dead
was to stay underfed.

But, no:
...the bottom line was that the monkeys that ate less did not live any longer than those that ate normally.
You cannot live forever
by eating minimal food,
what's more, the whole endeavor
may keep you in a bad mood.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

By Their Bites Shall Ye Know Them

Flea bites in the house!

I applied a fresh dose of topical bug killer to the dog. He's supposed to get it once every 30 days. I gave it to him 1 day early.

Of course, I'm blaming the cats.

Fleas,
if you please,
begone
before dawn!

Sunday, August 26, 2012

Denali and Denial

On Friday a grizzly killed a backpacker in Denali National Park in Alaska. It's reported to be the first "fatal mauling" since 1917.

Note: not the first mauling, just the first fatal one.

I wondered whether the backpacker was entitled to carry a gun for defense against predators. It looks like the current answer from the park service is a qualified yes - but:
Contrary to the belief of some, firearms are not needed for protection from bears, and studies have shown that pepper spray may actually be more effective in preventing a bear attack than firearms.
Note the "may". A study that shows something "may actually" be the case... is a study that hasn't decided the question.

So how did the park service handle this man-killing grizzly?
The bear suspected of attacking the man ...was shot on Saturday afternoon from a helicopter, Denali park Superintendent Paul Anderson said.
I don't suppose that was pepper spray they were shooting from the copter.

If they get sufficiently nervous,
even the peaceful park service
uses bullets of lead
to get the bear dead.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Second Chance

Last year I did the Fleet Feet Super Sprint Triathlon, and I did it this morning too.

Last year my time was 51:19. I came in 11 out of 25 men aged 50-59.

This year my time was 51:33. I came in 2 out of 9 men aged 60-69.

My speed stayed the same but because of the way age is reckoned,
this year I came in 2nd.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Reading of Amleth, Princess of Denmark



Play to be mounted in February. Video has sketches from the costume designer, and the voice of Amleth speaking words, words, words.

Saw the staged reading tonight, and, yes -
I predict a big success.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

The Trial of the Haymarket Anarchists

I've started reading TheTrial of the Haymarket Anarchists: Terrorism and Justice in the Gilded Age, by Timothy Messer-Kruse.

In case you missed it in history class, the Haymarket Affair involved some socialist-anarchists who were tried and hanged for an 1886 incident, during which a bomb tossed with deadly effect at a bunch of policemen.

It happened right here in Chicago.

The standard story is those convicted were framed by authorities looking to crush the radical labor movement.

But the author, a professor of history, revisited the original source documents - which had recently been digitized, but had remained unstudied by scholars. He says he found the standard story was wrong, and that there was much of evidence of guilt.

In his introduction, the author explains how he got interested in the case:
Ten years ago, while I was teaching a labor history course, one of my students raised her hand and asked, "Professor, if it is true, what it says in our textbook, that there was 'no evidence whatsoever connecting them withthe bombing,' then what did they talk about in the courtroom for six weeks?" I had no answer for her because I had never though of the question this way.
Six weeks would be a long sprawl
for a trial with no evidence at all.

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Makes Me Feel Sane

This is her 4th attempt:
American Diana Nyad endured several jellyfish stings as the 62-year-old endurance athlete sought to become the first person to swim unaided from Cuba to Florida without a wetsuit or a shark cage.
That's 103 miles, or 166 kilometers, of swimming.

Swimming for days, in light and in dark,
hoping she won't get bit by a shark.

Masculinity and Femininity

At our discussion group last night, we were talking about what masculinity and femininity mean, and how you might define them.

I had done a 20 mile run earlier in the day, and was probably not at my sharpest.

My own line of thinking is that male and female traits are deeply rooted in biological differences, hormonally actuated to a large extent, and that the differences are complicated, as biological things often are.

I suppose we could pause and look at the varying shades of meanings of masculinity, maleness, manliness, virility, and so forth. I have the sense that masculinity is used more for the psychological side of human maleness, at least in everyday speech.

I think you have to start with something like these wikipedia definitions, which are amusingly non-parallel:
Masculinity is possessing qualities or characteristics considered typical of or appropriate to a man.
Femininity (also called womanliness or womanhood) is a set of attributes, behaviors, and roles generally associated with girls and women.
There are clusters of traits
of various weights
which tend
to trend
by sex.

But the way they play out is complex.

Friday, August 17, 2012

Scary Women

Putin fears the women of Pussy Riot.
He hopes that locking them will keep things quiet.

I think this will backfire. I think that by locking them up, he will make them more powerful than he can possibly imagine.

For the Riot's part in this all-too-serious game,
I'd put them into the Rock and Roll hall of fame.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Possessed

Good news for the defendants:
Two suburban Chicago parents accused of binding and blindfolding two of their children in a Wal-Mart parking lot in Kansas will stand trial separately on felony child abuse and other charges, a Douglas County judge ruled Thursday.
I figure it's good news for them because in separate trials each can blame the other for the bad treatment of the children.

I wonder if their attorneys will try to make it a freedom of religion case:
At a preliminary hearing this week, investigators said Adolfo Gomez told them he had been listening to an online preacher who was predicting the end of the world and that a “darkness had come over” their house in Northlake, Ill.
One of the defense attorneys said the unusual child-rearing practice was intended as protection from demons.

As far as I can tell from the story, the children weren't physically hurt, so I do wonder about the fairness of "felony child abuse" charges in this case. On the other hand, these people do sound like they've lost touch with everyday reality.

I have a spell,
that works very well
at keeping demons away.

"Demons begone!
Get off of my lawn!"
I've barely seen any today.

Wednesday, August 15, 2012

Running Out Of Other People's Money

Why must pyramid schemes,
with payouts of my dreams,
face the wrath
of basic math?

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Assaulting My Ancestry

220px-Homo_sapiens_neanderthalensis

Researcher is determined to undermine the pride that I feel deep inside:
Study casts doubt on human-Neanderthal interbreeding theory

Cambridge scientists claim DNA overlap between Neanderthals and modern humans is a remnant of a common ancestor
I'm a Neanderthal-hybrid-hyphenated-American, and don't you forget it!

Sometimes I crave
to crawl in a cave
and scrawl on the wall.

Isn't that proof, after all?

Monday, August 13, 2012

Summers Traveled

Sixty summers traveled
round the golden sun,
thread not yet unraveled,
story not yet done.

When and where the ending,
that is known by none,
so I'll go on wending
while my decades run.

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Vortex

We saw Vortex, the play that made Noel Coward famous. It does swirl rapidly with his witty dialog, but at its core it's a serious play, listing to the drama side of "comedy-drama".

Witty is how it starts off appearing
but then it goes veering
into the searing.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Reading Mary Shelley's book

The monster, in Frankenstein,
was ugly and less than benign.

His genius creator
figured out, somewhat later,
the need for more careful design.

Friday, August 10, 2012

Words Words Words

Major media figure says sorry:
Time magazine and CNN suspended Fareed Zakaria, the writer and television host, on Friday after he apologized for plagiarizing sections of his column on gun control in the Aug. 20 issue of Time.
If you need to cut and paste,
paraphrase so it can't be traced!

Apparently he did paraphrase somewhat, but not enough. Some paragraphs were still recognizable borrowings. Uncredited, of course.

I do think the "cut and paste" feature is partly responsible for all these famous writers getting caught. Writers paste in a paragraph they like - with the intention of rewording it. But, they're in a hurry, they lose track of which parts they reworded, and they let it slip through in recognizable form.

In the old days, when we worked on typewriters, there was no cut and paste. You looked at the original author's prose, and you paraphrased on the fly. That was safer. His exact words never made it into your document.

I think Word needs a "paste reworded" option.

Students doing papers would find it invaluable.

My friend William Dale tells me that Twitter is abuzz with reports that an assistant of Zakaria is the one who really made the mistake, and that Zakaria failed to catch it.

But... if my assistant is careful, and makes sure to write original prose, and then I put MY name on it... is that okay? Well it's ghostwriting, not plagiarism.

But it's still a bit misleading
as to whose prose you are reading.

"This is a certified all-original post."
Signed - My Ghost.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Cougar Alert

People are sighting cougars again in Illinois.
A Glencoe public safety officer spotted a "large cat-type animal resembling a cougar" on July 26 crossing a street near the intersection of Dell Place and Lakeside Terrace, just off the Lake Michigan shoreline, according to a police alert.
Of course, a few years ago, police shot a cougar dead in a Chicago alley.

I find this trend worrisome.

I'm not talking 'bout women
who want to go swimmin'
with men of the younger variety.

I'm talking 'bout creatures
with incisive features
who do not mix well with society.

Wednesday, August 08, 2012

Joy of Sects

There's a crazy Russian variety of Islam, called Fayzarahmanism, which would be an excellent Scrabble word except I'm not sure it would fit on the board.

It was started by a guy who declared his house to be its own Islamic state, and moved all his followers into bunkers under his house!
Members of a Russian sect found living in an underground bunker with some 20 children, many of whom have never seen the sun, have been charged with child abuse.
On the bright side, all these children were protected from skin cancer!

On the dark side,
their world has been narrow, not wide.

Tuesday, August 07, 2012

Readiness Potential

I always think there's something funny about neuroscientists trying to decide a question like "is there such a thing as conscious free will". They can't account, really, for consciousness itself, at least not yet, so how far can they get with "conscious free will". But back in the 80's a guy named Libet did some interesting experiments.

He gave people some decisions to make, and asked people to record the time when they decided them. He showed that there was a blip in the brain 550 milliseconds before a person was aware of deciding.

So he figured that blip, er, signal, was the real decision, occurring in some non-conscious way, and that the conscious mind became aware of the decision a teeny bit later and took credit for it.

This sort of fits the Freudian model. The id decides, the ego makes  up a reason for the id's dark doings.

But now... some other people ran some new experiments, which question whether that initial blip is really a secret decision or just the brain gearing up to decide.
"We argue that what looks like a pre-conscious decision process may not in fact reflect a decision at all. It only looks that way because of the nature of spontaneous brain activity."
There's many a slip
and maybe a blip
twixt the cup and the lip.

Monday, August 06, 2012

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Rumor Mongering

A certain politician spread an evidence-free rumor that a presidential candidate had paid no income tax during certain years.

Now, in retaliation, people on the web are purposely spreading a baseless rumor about the first politician.

It's poetic justice for the liar,
but situations can turn dire
when fire is fought with fire.

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Long Run


Did a long run today in hot weather (90s F). I took in a lot of fluid while running, or so I thought.

My route is designed to visit a lot of water fountains in public parks. And i also made 3 convenience store purchases along the way - 2 Gatorades and 1 Mountain Dew.

Still, when I was done running, I was 3 pounds lighter than when I got up in the morning. That's 3 pints of water missing from my body.

Sometimes your pores are pumping water out faster than your gut can take it in.

When your sweat is dripping,
keep sipping.

World Record

I just watched Missy Franklin break the world record for the women's 200 meter backstroke.

As swimming records go, she smashed it by more than half a second.

She's 17.

These people live strange lives. At 17, how many hours has she logged in pools, swimming lap after lap? Compared to most folks, Olympians exhibit a level of focus that looks like monomania.

You see the focus in her face,
the drive that brought her to this place,
to share this strange amazing grace.

Thursday, August 02, 2012

The Appearance Of Impropriety

Finished reading The Appearance of Impropriety: How the Ethics Wars Have Undermined American Government, Business, and Society, by Peter W. Morgan and Glenn Reynolds.

The thesis, in brief, is that the Watergate era spawned a lot of formal ethical claptrap, the announced purpose of which was to remove "even the appearance of impropriety," but the actual result of which was a fog of ethical confusion. People get prosecuted for mere appearances despite having done nothing really wrong, and other people commit gross ethical violations while hiding behind the fact that they followed the official ethical check list.

Beware of confusingly detailed ethical rules
designed to play the innocent for fools.

Wednesday, August 01, 2012

Chick-Fil Full

I'm fine with the formal hitching of gay folk, but I'm amused by the chicken backlash.

It was a mistake, I believe, for politicians to threaten a sandwich chain's owner for believing what Obama said he believed four years ago. The Chicago stores were reportedly quite busy today. Apparently free speech remains a local value.

Somehow there was no similar boycott drama
four years ago about the beliefs of Obama.

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Graphic Failure

ct-health
Here's a light-bulb-with-caduceus graphic, from a Chicago Tribune article. The opinion-piece, by an "ethicist," argues that tech innovation will thrive under the new health care reform law.
Getting efficient about handling records, data, imaging, biomonitoring and sharing information is a key goal of reform.
Yes, they need more info about your health on federal computers. And it's going to work well! After all, it's a "key goal".

(I will say nothing about how well federal programs generally meet their announced "key goals".)

Anyway, what interests me is the graphic. Why does an article about federally-induced tech innovation feature an old-fashioned incandescent light bulb? Shouldn't it feature a federally-mandated twisty fluorescent?

twist

These pricey bulbs, although
mandated from above,
have failed to earn the glow
of consumer love.

Saturday, July 28, 2012

South Shore Tri

I did Chicago's South Shore Triathlon this morning.

Last time I swam without a wetsuit. This time I wore won. My swim was faster this year - by about two minutes.

But my transition from swimming to biking was slower this year - by about two minutes.

The trouble with wetsuits in triathlon is - the time you spend getting OUT of them counts against  you.

The advantage gained
was not retained.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Polling the Disturbance in the Force

So now everybody's polling the "didn't build it" thing:
Republicans are doing their own voter surveys, and they note that Mr. Obama's problem is that his words cause an emotional response, and that they disturb voters in nearly every demographic.
"Nearly" every. Well, clearly some demographic likes it! Progressive intellectuals, I suppose.

The clip, even the long version, sounds too much like a person who is begrudging the success of others. That makes Americans uneasy. They sense there's a sort of sin involved in assaulting simple success.

Envy eats at the soul.
Don't let it gobble you whole.

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Why Did The Mantis Cross The Sidewalk

mantis

I'm not sure why he was crossing the sidewalk, but he was, which is why I was able to see him. In the grass he would have been invisible to me.

I knelt low to take this photo, so low that a lady driving by stopped to ask me if I was okay!

Why did he venture across the gray
open expanse of concrete?

Was he going to church to pray,
or looking for something to eat?

Time and Time Again

Finished reading Alan Ayckbourn's comedy, "Time and Time Again". As usual with his plays, I thoroughly enjoyed the reading, but felt dissatisfied with the end. There's laughter in the chase and a bitter aftertaste.

Wednesday, July 25, 2012

In Context

Context doesn't always soften
an ugly quotation.

Often,
it makes the reputation
of the speaker
even weaker.

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Monday, July 23, 2012

Tri Training

Workouts make Thighs ache.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Got Bot?


If a robot kiss
would fill you with bliss,
perhaps you should hurry and order this:

kissbot

Marat/Sade

Saw Marat/Sade tonight, in its spectacular Right Brain Project production. I had never seen or read it before and was surprised by what a philosophical play it is. Ah - the French. They do like plays with some abstract argumentation! It's also a lively and very theatrical script, and this was a very well done production.

I also had no idea how musical a play it is.

It was closing night - and sold out - but I went anyway and they had a few cancellations so I was able to get a seat.

Lucky me,
I got to see.

Friday, July 20, 2012

Real Dirt

Some spoilsport scientist is debunking my favorite rule of low cuisine: the "5-second rule".

This rule states that food dropped to the ground is still safe to eat if you can pick it up within 5 seconds.
“A dropped item is immediately contaminated and can’t really be sanitized,” says Jorge Parada, MD, MPH, FACP, FIDSA, medical director of the infection prevention and control program at Loyola University Health System. “When it comes to folklore, the ‘five-second rule’ should be replaced with ‘when in doubt, throw it out’.”
What I like about this guy is that his new rule, 'when in doubt, throw it out,' rhymes.

But here's one point I wish to insert -
every carrot was once in the dirt.

But about that dirt we don't care at all,
even though it's a place where bacteria crawl.

Thursday, July 19, 2012

You People

Today at work someone was cluck-clucking about Ann Romney reportedly saying "you people..."

I asked who she had said it to. It sounded like she had said it to reporters. If so, I though, this didn't amount to much. Reporters aren't an oppressed group that people feel sorry for.

Since then, I'd heard she was answering a black reporter, which would raise the question of whether she meant "you reporter people" or "you African American people".

But, now it seems she didn't even say the offending phrase.

I'm still not sure why "you people" sounds so bad. If you said "you human beings" it wouldn't sound nearly so awful, would it?

It's a case of misquotation
with unfortunate connotation.

For the Birds

Some crows spilled some flour,

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Races Enumerated

Athlinks.com let me know recently that it had found 100 races I'd run. It's an online web service that robo-searches through "race results" web sites and ties the results back to individuals.

Because it's a program, it does make some mistakes. Sometimes it double-counts a single race. Other times it mixes me up with a different John Enright, who's a couple of years younger than me, but who lives in the greater metro area. So once every couple of years I go in and clean up their data.

So, instead of them having 100 of my races, it was more like 91.

But... their data for me only goes back to 1996, and they don't catch every race.

I do have every race I've run. In a text file. Very old school. It's not set up for easy counting, but I just counted. Races completed: 206.

I had no idea and I'm kind of shocked. Granted, that goes back 25 years.

I'm thinking of all the entry fees
I've paid to go pounding the road with my knees,
and all the rubber soles
I've scuffed away in pursuit of my goals.

Monday, July 16, 2012

Somebody Else

Over at Taranto's "best of the web" on the Wall St. Journal site:
Barack Obama really does seem like an Ayn Rand villain at times.
He's referring to this bit of brilliance:
If you've got a business--you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
Right, there are no individual contributions. There's no such thing as earned success.

Don't bother working hard.
For no matter what you do,
he's ready to play the card:
"Somebody Else" helped too!

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Today At Calumet Park Beach

I saw a couple married on the sand.
It was a public beach, the children played,
the lifeguards rowed. I lounged and read my book.
They stood in white and joined their lives together.

When it was done, the two walked hand in hand
toward the water, for a calf-deep wade,
then kissed, and turned, and waved and threw a look
back to their friends, and up to sunny weather.

Perhaps The Police Could Teach The Proper Technique

In Stockholm, Sweden, police arrested a bunch of middle school kids for pot smoking, but none of them tested positive for drugs in their bloodstream, so they were all set free again.
Widell of the police also had a theory as to why none of the students tested positive for marijuana.

"Kids at this age don’t inhale the smoke properly. That’s one explanation why they didn’t test positive,” he said.
I know there's a Bill Clinton joke in here somewhere!

When kids don't inhale
marijuana smoke,
police raids fail
and look like a joke.

Third in Chinatown

I see that I took third place in my age group yesterday in the Chinatown 5k. There were only 8 in my age group.

They did not hand out age group medals. So I'm glad I didn't hang around afterward! I mean, I thought I had a chance. It was a smallish race. And it seemed to have drawn lots of young people, not lots of old people.

Age group medals are kind of a funny thing. It's not quite "everybody wins!", but it's a step in that direction.

In that little 8 person race,
I took third place.

Friday, July 13, 2012

Strong Will

I'm reading What I Talk About When I Talk About Running: A Memoir, by Haruki Murakami.

It's odd, but I'm ripping through it.

It was a Christmas gift from my brother Bill, and for some reason I picked it up. I'm a terrible person to buy books for. I like to read, but I tend to read what I feel like reading next, usually on some exploratory agenda of my own.

He's telling the story while training for a marathon in his late fifties. Which, I will note in passing, is my current situation.

I was amused by this:
When I tell people I run every day, some are quite impressed. "You must have a strong will," they sometimes tell me.
He then makes the point that he likes running, so whether he has a strong will or not, he runs because it suits him.

But later in the book he quotes from an article about his first marathon run, which was a solo run from Athens to Marathon, in summer heat:
At around twenty-three miles I start to hate everything. Enough already! My energy has scraped bottom, and I don't want to run anymore. I feel like I'm driving a car on empty.
...
I've totally forgotten how to move my body. All my muscles feel like they've been shaved away with a rusty plane.
He finished anyway. He says that he almost always feels that way at mile 23. Which I think settles the question of whether he has a strong will.

Pushing through that much pain and fatigue
puts him in the "strong-willed" league.

Capitalism and Romance

Troy Camplin linked to a Cato piece that asked a strange question:
Was Ayn Rand right that romanticism is the proper literary reflection of capitalism?
It's a strange question, at least to me, because I don't recall her putting the issue that way. She did think something along those lines:
Romanticism is a product of the nineteenth century—a (largely subconscious) result of two great influences: Aristotelianism, which liberated man by validating the power of his mind—and capitalism, which gave man's mind the freedom to translate ideas into practice (the second of these influences was itself the result of the first),
William H. Patterson Jr., the author of the Cato piece, comes to his question from a different direction:
I like to work by referring questions to the nature of the genre.
He then shifts to discussing the romance, as a genre, describing it as story of "personal status lost and then restored". Which is all very well, but not what Rand had in mind exactly.

His piece is an interesting meditation on genre and narrative arc,
but he and Rand, terminologically, are ships that pass in the dark.

Thursday, July 12, 2012

In Love With Friedrich Hayek

There once was a woman named Moe...

Well, it's short for Maureen, I believe, a common enough shortening, except usually it's rendered as : "Mo".

Anyway, this woman named Moe wrote a hit-piece on Gawker.com against a young woman, a college student named Dorian.

Unfortunately for rhyming purposes, Dorian doesn't seem to have a one syllable nickname.

If Maureen goes by Mo,
shouldn't Dorian go by Do?
But... no.

The reason for Moe's wrath? Dorian did a couple of light-hearted market-themed music videos, including this one: "I'm in Love with Friedrich Hayek".



Which is loads of nerdy fun, in my opinion.

I thought this was the funniest part of the song:
Come to my couch, on which you can rest
I'll make tea, we'll talk credit and interest
Then I can talk about my interest in you
Of course we'll talk 'bout the economy, too

Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Too Early To Tell

They're not sure yet, but it's a great headline:
Illinois inmates may be receiving illegal unemployment benefits
State begins cross-checking records, finds 420 suspicious cases
I guess Illinois isn't actually mailing any unemployment checks to prison addresses.

But someone on the outside might collect
and fraudulently cash an inmate's check.

Monday, July 09, 2012

State Secret

In Jacksonville, Florida, a drug-resistant form of TB first spread through their homeless population, and then branched out into the general citizenry. But authorities didn't want to tell people.
“What you don’t want is for anyone to have another reason why people should turn their backs on the homeless,” said Charles Griggs, the public information officer for the Duval County Health Department.
When the homeless cough and hack,
I admit I turn my back.

The key problem is that TB takes a while to treat.

Some wanderer doesn't stay on their meds.
Soon it spreads.

So how is that working out?
In 2012, the CDC was invited to help with a sudden spike in cases of the same rare strain the schizophrenic patient had. What they found is the worst outbreak they have investigated in 20 years, and it is not contained.
Not contained. Great.

Don't tell anyone, but the homeless sector
can be an illness vector.

Sunday, July 08, 2012

Depression as Disability

I recently spoke with an acquaintance, a very experienced psychologist, who said she had heard that depression is increasingly being used as a justification for getting on permanent disability benefits. What bothered her about this trend is that she sees depression as highly treatable, by multiple methods. With treatment, she said, it should rarely be a permanent condition.

Her suspicion was that the system is being gamed.

Would people on a benefits quest
simply pretend to be depressed?

UPDATE - click below for detailed description of how depression is evaluated by the Social Security Administration:
Depression is a common allegation on Social Security and Supplemental Security Income disability claims. Sometimes depression is found to be disabling, and sometimes it isn’t. It all depends on the severity of the depression. Here is a description at what the Social Security Administration looks at when evaluating the severity of depression to determine eligibility for Social Security disability benefits.

Charlie's Paradox

"Money isn't the important thing--as long as you have a bunch of it."

Of course, the thing about money is that it enables the acquisition of so many other things. After all, money evolves first as a solution to the problem of arranging complex barter arrangements.

Barter remains. It does not vanish completely.

Friendship, from an economic point of view, is kind of like barter. You don't pay your friends money to be your friends. But you exchange values, enjoyments, and kindnesses.

If you have a punning sort of mind,
you might call friendship "payment in kind".

Saturday, July 07, 2012

Unemployment and Disability

Distressing headline from the Daily Mail:
85,000 Americans went on disability benefit in June (while only 80,000 jobs were added in same period)
And it's not a one-month fluke. As Investor's Business Daily reports, it's a trend:
While the economy has created 2.6 million jobs since June 2009, fully 3.1 million workers signed up for disability benefits.
I suppose some of this is our aging population. The baby boom is in the red zone for disability claims - old, but not old enough for Medicare and Social Security based on age alone.

But a lot of it is the unemployment situation. People can't find a job they want to do, or possibly any job at all. Their unemployment benefits run out. And if they have a condition that might qualify, they go through the hassle of applying for disability benefits. They wouldn't have done that if they had a job, or unemployment insurance, but... they don't.

I've known "disabled" people who could, in fact, have been doing productive work. Not all, but definitely some.

It's a bad trend.
When will it end?

Friday, July 06, 2012

Hack and Stretch

As Mary Catelli writies:
A story has a natural length, and hacking or stretching it past those limits distorts it -- not to its benefit.
They are very well paid for their trouble, but I do feel bad sometimes for writers who work on TV shows.

Their stories have to work out nicely
while fitting in a time slot precisely.

Thursday, July 05, 2012

Hot Spell Going Well?

Back in 1995, Chicago had a streak of very hot weather around the start of July, and a bunch of people died from the heat, quite of a few of them old people who died in their apartments.

In the typical case, the person had no a/c, and had sealed up their windows, and had stayed in their apartment, perhaps because they lived in tough neighborhoods.

Well, we're having a record hot spell this year, but so far I haven't heard of a high number of such heat deaths. I know programs were put in place to try to prevent this from happening - including programs where neighbors check on old people in their neighborhoods on hot days. Also, "cooling centers" were designated and announced - you know, public places with air conditioning.

I'm hoping this July
fewer die.

Wednesday, July 04, 2012

Batty for the Fourth

While the fireworks were booming,
we watched a bat zooming.

For a drink it went skimming
a pool meant for swimming.

Tuesday, July 03, 2012

Monday, July 02, 2012

The Library At Alexandria

I visited the Library at Alexandria today.

Alexandria, Virginia, that is. Nice little library, but their a/c wasn't working properly.

Tonight I'm back in the City of Wind,
wishing someone would rescind
this massive wave of sweltering heat.

Please, Mr. Summer, sound the retreat!

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Switcheroo Report

CBS reports our chief justice switched his vote on the health care mandate. And they suggest he caved in the face of pressure from opinionated opponents:
Some even suggested that if Roberts struck down the mandate, it would prove he had been deceitful during his confirmation hearings, when he explained a philosophy of judicial restraint.

It was around this time that it also became clear to the conservative justices that Roberts was, as one put it, "wobbly," the sources said.
Of course, this leak just makes him look deceitful in a different way.

Of course, we don't know how true this version of the story is. How could we? Even if he did change his vote, it's hard be sure exactly why he did from the facts provided.

I continue to be grimly puzzled by the fact that the Congress cannot regulate inactivity, but can tax it.

I search the constitution
in vain for a solution.

WF in DC

Showed the video of my play, Wild Flowers, to an audience here at the Atlas Summit conference in DC. Enjoyed sharing it with friends, and watching it again myself.

I miss the cast.
We had a blast
Helping that play
Find its way.